GhostFace

I'll remember this for when I'm having the worst sex of my life

Okay but why is 73 being ratio'd to 100? Shouldn't it be whatever age is considered elderly for an elf instead?

Ewwww

I love billie so much, she's such an icon

Can someone explain?

Not what it is, I can read but why was it needed at all?

I don't understand why people are acting like half the country didn't want him. Present them with any other option and they will still choose him even today.

Edit: To those who keep discussing how people didn't vote, please realize that is still a choice. If you didn't vote then you may as well have voted for him regardless.

You can crave cuddles and be disgusted by other human beings at the same time.

It's called I have a person, and only that person may touch me. And the cat. The cat too.

Thanks for sharing, now I really want to go cry. I hate this country.

If I can't eat off your plate then do you even like me enough to be dating me?

These tests are so bad for this reason.

There's a lot of questions that are like "do you know how to socialize" and I'll sometimes get extrovert because obviously yes. The question should really be "do you want to" or "do you enjoy".