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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 hours ago

This is probably what it felt like to the first explorers trying to cross either pole.

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

So you're saying it's a sphere..

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 24 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

It's the "possibly hollow" for me

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 42 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] 18107@aussie.zone 23 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] deft@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 hour ago

We could use a lady of pain around here..

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.zip 12 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Don't be silly, it's Turtles all the way down, not bulls

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 96 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

I love that the sun supposedly melts a spot, but helpfully leaves the arctic ice sheet in the center.

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

There's obviously a gigantic magnifying glass between the Sun an Earth!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Because the sun likes cold drinks

[–] stenAanden@feddit.dk 76 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Because the sun rotates around that part, duh

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 44 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

I also love that this version of flat earth theory is perfectly okay with our living on the surface of a huge spherical object floating in space.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 hour ago

So many hoops to jump through only to theorize that we are in fact on a spheroid planet...

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 44 points 20 hours ago

The sphere is so big that it will appear as flat for any purpose you can think of.

Oh, wait...

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 17 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

They've come around in the end, it seems

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago
[–] troybot@piefed.social 11 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

That's where Santa Claus lives. It's pretty obvious that he uses his magic to make the snow and ice so that every day is Christmas.

[–] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

Flat earth would be so cool if it was just sci-fantasy authors and not weird, return to christandom, anti-modernity types.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 12 points 13 hours ago

They really do ruin everything

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 18 hours ago

So, the Discworld. Yes, it is very cool.

[–] bufalo1973@piefed.social 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Even old Christians knew the earth was a sphere. The "Catholics believe the earth is flat" was something said by someone AGAINST Catholics, not because it was true.

The return to christandom thing is just something they say, it's not exactly true.

[–] Rudee@lemmy.ml 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

There's some really amazing world building that's been done with flat-earth art as a springboard

Can't remember the name, but there's one with concentric circles separated by ice walls with landmasses named after different mythologies' deities. There's a whole community built around writing lore for each landmass

[–] TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 1 points 5 hours ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Only_Forward

Michael Marshall Smith does this theme, only different.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 19 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Why would the very center of the melted puddle also be just as cold and frozen as the edges?

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago

Shhhh honey, we don't use logic here. Just let it happen.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 13 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

The Sun orbits around the center, but its hottest side always faces away. That's why seasons happen

[–] boogiebored@lemmy.world 15 points 18 hours ago

i love it, i’m in

[–] BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

If this is true, then why does my wife want to leave me for Devin from her work?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Flat Devin theory. How much is a bulldozer?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 20 hours ago

He has a big dick.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 20 hours ago

Devin knows the truth.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

...This is just Mistborn.

Or Disco Elysium for the multiple earths option.

[–] felsiq@piefed.zip 2 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Wait what? What did mistborn have that was like this? My memory of era 1 is a little foggy and I assume that’s when you’re talking about

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

IIRC, the habitable region of Era 1 was essentially a radius around the north pole.

[–] felsiq@piefed.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

Oh I don’t remember that detail, thanks. For some reason I thought the ashmounts were at the equator and everybody was clustered around those - I might need a reread just to brush up on the world building lol

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 4 points 11 hours ago
[–] lime@feddit.nu 6 points 20 hours ago

gonna tell my children that this was the snowball earth hypothesis

[–] mortalblade@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

so were just a bunch of apes duking it out on a giant disco ball essentially...

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 20 hours ago

so were just a bunch of apes duking it out on a giant ~~disco ball~~ essentially…

bald spot