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Stand Up Comedian makes joke about Israel, gets heckled [2:35] (i.imgur.com)

submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by favoredponcho@lemmy.zip to c/standupcomedy@lemmy.world

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

I can never understand people like this... Do they think a comedy show is supposed to be a dialogue? Aren't they a little confused when they're the only one trying to have a fucking conversation with the person on stage?

Just shut the fuck up or leave if you don't like it.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 1 points 8 minutes ago

Main character syndrome.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 133 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Im a history major, so I want to make sure im on the right side of it" fucking banger line.

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 50 points 1 day ago

Also, the first they came for Trump reference.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That "first they came for" was funny lmao.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

dude handled it well

[–] Mohamed@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago

Yeah haha its creative

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

when he said the "i'll kms" he should have then said "and then you can have my home"

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 day ago

Fuckin’ love it.

I dON’t ACcepT tHaT!

[+] Krusty@quokk.au -76 points 1 day ago (13 children)

This is exactly how I picture the average lemmy user.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

great take, two day old account....

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago

I don’t accept that.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 89 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I personally imagine each sub like a clan from redwall.

You’ve got tankie communist mice that’ll throw hands, anarchists racoons who will turn a broken strainer into a satellite dish and use that to install Debian on Voyager just to remove the proprietary software from it, you’ve got the horny toads posting in 196, there’s a fabulous group of trans eagles flying high living their best life. A strong contingent of German hedgehogs only come out at night and the early morning, but boy do they come out in force. All sorts of political critters, and the occasional lost koala bear who can barely think and hopes to find some food here.

It’s pretty awesome.

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 15 minutes ago

That was beautiful!

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago

I think you'd really like the board game Root.

[–] Sturgist@piefed.ca 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I met Brian Jacques when I was a kid. Was absolutely obsessed with the Redwall series, I've still got a signed map of the Redwall surrounds somewhere. I'd dig it up and post it but it's got my full name on it....

6yr old me was uncontrollably stoked. He was a sweet old man. Dearly missed.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 hours ago

I'm reading them to my kids.
One of them started reading ahead and I am so excited for him.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

That’s awesome

We had a ton of the books but I don’t really remember them very well. My brother was a vociferous reader of them

[–] Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Best pro-Lemmy post I've seen!

[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago

🥲

[–] ElectroLisa@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

can confirm, as a 196 enjoyer

[–] edwardbear@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

can confirm, love eucalyptus.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

"Everyone here is fat and dumb except me hurrdurr"

Glad you took your dad's cock out of your mouth to share that hot take. We'll let you get back to it now.

[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 46 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

On the right side of history? Ahehehehhh heheh heheh hehehh

[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's kind of a complement... thanks

[–] Krusty@quokk.au 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That kind of comment is a mirror. You passed. 👍

Ty for being most excellent.

[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

🎉

👀
👄

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

They say using their lemmy account

[–] plateee@piefed.social 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Funny and seeming to be a good hang, unlike yourself?

[–] Krusty@quokk.au -1 points 20 hours ago

You okay?

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not a Nazi? Thanks!

[–] Krusty@quokk.au 1 points 20 hours ago

Welcome! Let's punch since Nazis together. Heh.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sexy as fuck? 🍑🍑🍌🍌Ⓜ️🫲🫱🫒

[–] Krusty@quokk.au 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Someone understood the assignment. 👍😘🥰😍

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Ya Allah! they discovered our hideout! Quick, pretend you really like gal gadot!

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Because you lack imagination?

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Hey.... I don't have a yellow shirt

Also, aren't Lemmy users 50% star trek and 50% Linux users? I'm team Linux and only leave the house for groceries and trivia (sorry star trek fans. I got the only star trek question wrong)