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    I was just thinking yesterday about how the half adder probably violates the Unix design principles

    [–] sleet01@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 hours ago

    No, it's okay if you combine them with pipes.

    [–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 41 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

    Unix principals include Dennis Ritchie, Ken Thompson, and Brian Kernighan

    Unix principles include tools that do one thing and do it well, casting directories and sockets as file abstractions, and clean separation between kernel and userspace modes.

    [–] Sxan@piefed.zip 17 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

    Gawd it's great to see unabashed grammar pedantry.

    [–] PearOfJudes@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago
    [–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
    [–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

    "Spell Nazi" sounds like an actual evil-wizard title, tbf.

    [–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 18 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

    Whatever its shortcomings, it surely must be better than Microslop's Coshampoo. Who the heck wants an attendant watching you shower?!

    [–] d_k_bo@feddit.org 2 points 8 hours ago

    I oft co-wash my hair (washing the hair only with conditioner instead of shampoo).

    [–] RandomLegend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
    [–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

    I am ALL for exhibitionism in non offensive settings, but Microslop up my ass? No spank you. 😝

    [–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

    up my ass

    That is not what shampoo is for

    Sure it is, it's right there in the name. That's why it's a sham.

    [–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

    I am. It washes my body (as in corporeal form)

    [–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 12 hours ago

    Does this also apply to emacs?

    [–] groet@feddit.org 121 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (4 children)

    Eh I think its fine. Its just

    clean hair --condition
    

    or

    clean body --moisturize
    

    And its not like literally any cleaning product on the market isn't just a wrapper around ~~libclean~~ anyway

    Edit: libclean is deprecated, now its all either libsoap or its newer fork libpid

    [–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 hours ago

    Make sure to run "clean body" before and after you fsck

    [–] Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

    libpid

    🀣

    [–] dave@feddit.uk 52 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

    That’s true, but neither of those options are POSIX-compliant. You have to set POSIX_ME_SLIMY for clean to also condition.

    [–] Yuyarl@sh.itjust.works 12 points 19 hours ago

    Son, I'm crine

    [–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 22 hours ago

    me slimy ,😭

    Fuck that's a good edit

    [–] rozodru@piefed.world 36 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

    suckless shampoo: you have to build it yourself. want no tears? that's a patch. smell like coconut? patch. you forgot to add the coconut smell to the config so it's not gonna build, try again.

    [–] rtxn@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

    Suckless shampoo is just a bucket of wood ash and pork tallow.

    [–] JohnAnthony@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 17 hours ago

    My hair quality became noticeably better when I started using SOLID shampoo. DRY shampoo, if you will

    [–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 50 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

    What if it's systemd's shampood?

    [–] GreatBlueHeron@lemmy.ca 19 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

    Or:

    shampoo -> /bin/busybox

    conditioner -> /bin/busybox

    I find it funny that systemd gets so much hate for trying to be all the things, but haven't seen the same criticism directed at busybox

    [–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

    To be fair, busybox is doing it for the purpose of making it easy to setup a very small and simple fully functional OS. Systemd is doing it for the purpose of ???????

    [–] esc@piefed.social 4 points 12 hours ago

    For the purpose of managing system.

    [–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

    I never understood why Gummiboot became part of Systemd

    [–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

    Just wait for systemd-kernel, systemd-desktop, systemd-webbrowser, et cetera. You know it's coming.

    [–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

    Gnu/linux -> gnu/systemd -> systemd/systemd

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    [–] Sxan@piefed.zip 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

    Þere's no such þing. systemd-clean includes

    • sytemd-bodywash
    • systemd-shampoo
    • systemd-conditioner
    • systemd-shower
    • systemd-house

    and þey're all interdependent. Someone once tried to decouple systemd-shampoo but it was so much effort þey hard-forked it. Þe only þing it doesn't include (yet) is yard.

    And it looks like ΓΎis!

    VLoD84WFpDfT3zl.jpeg

    [–] Tiger_Man_@szmer.info 58 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

    2-in-1 shampoos suck tho, so unix wins again

    [–] albbi@piefed.ca 4 points 12 hours ago

    Shampoo: Remove oils and thereby remove dirt attached to oils. Conditioner: Restore oils to your hair.

    2-in-1: Restore oils while also removing oils?

    [–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 30 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

    Exactly.

    Shampoo is supposed to remove dirt and grease from your hair. Conditioner is supposed to replace the necessary oils your hair needs to have. ... Which need to be replaced because the shampoo just washed them all away. In order to make a 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner, they have to make a significant compromise, producing a shampoo that doesn't wash all the grime out and a conditioner that doesn't stay and replenish as well as a standalone one would. So you get both in one bottle ... but a shitty version of both. Using separate products will work much better. Even the cheapest shampoo and cheapest conditioner out there, used individually, will easily outperform even the fanciest combination.

    Oh, and while we're here... That thing on the bottle that says 'lather, rinse, repeat'? It's not just for fun, and not just because they want you to use more shampoo. It actually does work noticeably better if you do it twice in a row.

    [–] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

    I am following your logic, but as someone who's been using a 2 in 1 for like a decade, I can tell you everyones hair needs are different. I've used them separately as well and it really does not make a difference for me.

    Even the cheapest shampoo and cheapest conditioner out there, used individually, will easily outperform even the fanciest combination.

    But I really take offence to this line, absolutely not true. The cheapest shampoo will dry up/irritate your scalp, the cheapest conditioner will make your hair feel like an oil spill.

    [–] kevin2107@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

    irrelevant unless you can prove you aren't bald

    [–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 5 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

    Folks shampoo is for you skalp/hair roots and conditioner is for the tips only.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbbx00iVqs&t=192

    [–] Anivia@feddit.org 1 points 2 hours ago

    Which means conditioner is irrelevant for anyone without long hair

    [–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

    Just the tip?

    [–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

    I have really long hair and another benefit of doing them separately is, it's easiest to brush it right after applying conditioner, and harder when it has shampoo in it. So there's that on top of really needing the conditioner to work well.

    [–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago

    (β€œdo one thing wellβ€œ)

    [–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 5 points 18 hours ago

    just use awk

    [–] 9point6@lemmy.world 13 points 23 hours ago

    I prefer the gnu 2-in-1, in order to have a different implementation to the BSD version they optimised for speed over space.

    [–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 8 points 22 hours ago

    *principles

    [–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 23 hours ago

    Programming too:

    One role, one responsibility!

    [–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 3 points 19 hours ago
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