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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by violet08_@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Not every student can sleep with the professor

[–] Watermark710@piefed.social 18 points 2 days ago

When I see a violet08 post, I upvote. One of my favorite posters in the fediverse.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Gurl hop in there. Secure your A+, there's room in that bed for three

I think taking pictures will do that too.

[–] wizbiz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

It's AI, so

[–] tyler@programming.dev 277 points 3 days ago (69 children)

This has to be the weirdest violet08 post yet.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 85 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I love that the guy has nothing(? no shirt anyway) on and she's wearing a wig(?) and shirt.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 71 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If this is real, that prof is got some splainin to do.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 22 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Looks like a normal college day that ends with a 'Y' to me.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago

Depending on the age it may not be illegal but it does constitute academic misconduct, precisely because it leaves the professor open to blackmail e.g. exactly this.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

sure is splaining over her.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 141 points 3 days ago (3 children)

she asked for the A but got the D 😕

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[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

But look at all the joyous fun they appear to be having. 😐 😐

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 86 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hey, be gracious, your roommate is getting you an A. Taking one for the team if you will. That’s a real ride or die roommate there.

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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 3 days ago (28 children)

So, are there two beds in that room?

I thought roommate just meant housemate, not sharing a literal room

[–] wetsoggybread@lemmy.world 73 points 3 days ago (18 children)

In dormitories they do put 2 kids in a room and the dormitories are separated by gender but it doesn't stop teens and young adults from bonking the noodles

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[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus 38 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I thought roommate just meant housemate, not sharing a literal room

Welcome to AmeriKKKa

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[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago

It's very common in college dorms to share a room like that. I noped out of that real quick back in the day.

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