Dwell in misery upon your misguided what?
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Your misguided what?
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YOUR MISGUIDED WHAT???!! TELL MEEEEEE!!!!
this post was submitted on 08 May 2026
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I remember the other version, goes something like this..
'You put your nut in the coconut, until you wake the maggots up. When the maggots tickle your butt, you drink it all up...'
Hey you owe me royalties I’ll be waiting for the check.
No no, I saw your version, it clearly said..
'You put the coconut in your butt and let the maggots mix the cum up'
Totally different tune my dude, but good luck with it.. 🤞
😂🤣
I’ll see you in court.
I'm not just a hobbyist fartographer, I'm also licensed as a court fartographer. I'll be listening closely to the two of you...
I hate this entire conversation but I love that your usernames fit so well.
I love that song
You put the lime in the Coke, YOU NUT!!!
I used the lime in the coconut to cure the belly ache cauzsd by the lime in the coconut
What tune? Is this something like peanut butter jelly time or banana phone?
I am not that old. I am not that old.
This is a reference to a song from the '70s.
Hi, I'm here to remind anyone who knows that song from back then that I am nearly thirty, born in the late nineties and that kids turning 18 this year were born in 2008. Just in case you forgot your age.
Where do the Peeps and chili pot come in?
Right after it makes you sad.
The song wasn't worried that the drink would make you sick. The song is about common items being used to treat a variety of aliments. Scurvy? Eat a lime. Headache, probably from dehydration or low electrolytes? Coconut water will fix that. Hungover? Coconut water and lime is actually a great tasting way to start feeling a little better. This song is like the saying "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" with a catchy island beat.
Also, if you're not already familiar with Harry Nilsson. Go check out his stuff. Great singer and song writer. His music in the movie "The Point" absolutely shaped my perspective on the world as a child and it's themes continued to resonate throughout my life.
Nilsson Schmilsson is an awesome album.
Also, the "Pussycats" album he put out with John Lennon during the latter's "lost weekend" is a real hidden gem.
In the liner notes of his 'best of' CD, Harry said he was also interested in the cure being an ingredient of the ailment. Like how you can make a salve out of nettle root that helps with the sting of the leaves.