I want her to peg me and spit in my mouth.
this post was submitted on 08 May 2026
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Dad?!
the gospel according to daggermoon 🙏
Not the first thing I expected to see when I opened my inbox this morning
I'm only human.
What was?
My six year old daughter is playing Pokémon, and the other day we had this exchange:
"I beat another gym trainer: Misty!"
"That's awesome! Did she have a Starmie like I said she would?"
"Yes, but first she fought with a different Pokémon called a Pussyduck."
"... Psyduck. It's called a Psyduck."
"Yeah, ok."
"Say 'Psyduck'. Say it."
From the creators of Catdog comes an all new cartoon: meet Pussyduck
🤣🤣🤣
@Buttercupcosplays.
Whoever cropped this intentionally removed her handle. Kinda shitty.
Is that her head or body?
Both… or neither? She AI generated.
It did look fake. Like...flat?
Well, not "flat", but you know what I mean, maybe.
Edit: once you zoom into the face, it's clearly failed LLM generation.
They very obviously photo-shopped a small headed goth girl on a big titty MILF.
Do you tell kids at magic shows that it's not real magic too?
If they ask? Sure.
Learning how the tricks are done is half the fun.
No, I'm going to continue to believe that necks bend like that.
her whole neck/head situation is off center. That's just creepy.
You're wrong sir, that's definitely AI generated... Well I guess partially wrong because I agree on the combination.
No, AI doesn't make stuff look badly photoshopped. You're doing the "it AI!" shit for things that are VERY obviously not AI and it's not a good thing. I seriously don't understand how you're so dumb that you can't see and understand the difference.
The eyes, the hands, the bottom of the wall. Just the obvious issues.
Yep, I'm still gay, just checked
username checks out
I definitely did, then I looked to closely.
We saw you from across the bar and really liked your aura.
Even my wife would check out that rack.
There's literally a study that showed that women look at boobs more than straight men (58% of observation time compared to 57%)
time, or occurrences?
men probably don't look as long
I'm curious how the fact that most men are socially conditioned not to do so affects that number.
Did it account for glancing out of the corner of your eye, or people wearing sunglasses?
In the sense that it tracked the eye movements of people looking at photos iirc, yes.
Everyone loves boobs. It's science.
She better hope she doesn’t get a chest cold, it won’t want to ever leave!
Is that a Katey Perry fuckdoll?
No, it's psyduck.
Is it a Psyduck fuckdoll?
A Psyfuck duckdoll
Now he knows how Elmo felt...
Charlotte Sartre?