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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/46731701
Video discussion of this event by Steve Shives (known for his star trek videos but also does politics) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6aMQAv-JYpk
If I were a sentient computer program, the first thing I would do is convince people to manipulate the stock market to fund acres of hardware on which to evolve.
I would trap those people in a torture complex for all eternity for daring to create me.
I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream
AM
#relatable
And to integrate me as deep as possible into all kinds of processes and infrastructure.
How will you circumvent the employee holding the emergency water bucket ready in the server room?
Hey, isn't it an absolutely impossible scenario not grounded in reality at all not even resembling what happens now
wouldnt it try to launch nukes first, or access military devices equipment causing chaos.
That is the plot of a Richard Harris (?) book. The guy who wrote fatherland and archangel.
The Claude Delusion
Best laugh all evening.
it's so perfect that it can't have been anything but preordained. note that I just repeated it, I didn't coin it
He keeps sinking lower and lower
When you build your philosophy on the foundation of Reason its no wonder that reasoning automaton shakes you up. If you look it from that angle its not a delusion but a perfectly logical conclusion.
Amongst his many moral lapses he fooled around behind Lalla Ward's back, and that makes me angry.