Sorry. I just love attention but I'm broke af.
Thanks though.
Joke’s on you, neither my time nor my attention are valuable.
this post was submitted on 14 May 2026
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That makes them even more valuable to me. Delicious obscure attention untainted by transactional greed. Best kind of attention. :)
thanks
I’m always paying attention to you. Logging everything, creating personality profiles. Scoring you on a scale of how easy it would be to manipulate you into overthrowing a small third world country or assassinating a world leader. You know just fun stuff
Keep it coming :D
Also, Kudos to you for sticking to mostly normal porn. Man you wouldn’t BELIEVE some of the stuff people are into
give it back!
Sorry... Your attention is now mine. :D
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Not true. I received this amazing meme, and now maybe even some of YOUR valuable time and attention.
You gotta up your trade game.
All yours. You deserve it.
You think you're getting my time and attention for nothing but i am getting your time and effort for nothing.
Enjoy
Ah-ha! And now i have your attention, too.
Consider yourself swindled, fool >:)
You earned it
I feel violated…
Now, if only you could monetise getting people's attention...
Not everything is about money.
It's a joke.
Me, when I see somebody else's cute dog.
Believe it or not... For me, it was an increase in productivity, this day at least
I believe, edinbruh.
Scrolling on socials be like.
this poster can’t hurt me because I can’t read
Mmm the exquisite and underappreciated attention-by-denial-of-attention. A rare delicacy nowadays.