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Anon meets a celebrity (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Given Kanye's uh... totally insane and ongoing multi year psychotic break... I'm going with 'lucky to be alive'.

The timestamp here is like a few months before he went off the rails... and/or his meds:

https://www.billboard.com/lists/kanye-west-hate-speech-consequences-timeline/

About a week after this timestamp, Kanye did a surprise appearance at the BET awards, praised P Diddy (oh no) for influencing many of his life decisions (ooooh no), and also said he'd been 'legally dead for a year'.

https://pagesix.com/2022/06/27/kanye-west-makes-surprise-bet-awards-2022-appearance-to-honor-diddy/

I guess by 'praised P Diddy' I more mean 'blamed him for setting him up with Kim'.

He started the whole 'white lives matter' thing in october, and was divorced from Kim by november.

In December he went on to Infowars with Alex Jones. 'I lovveeeee Hitlerrrrrr!!!!'. While also basically wearing the same thing as he wore at the BET appearance, about a week after this post.

... If this is real, this dude saw something akin to a ghost, like, Kanye, but Kanye's not there anymore, man.

Like literally at the apex of chapter one of the insanity/villain arc.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

‘legally dead for a year’.

the hell. you mean i gotta stop ripping off that douglas adams joke now (about people taking a year off dead for tax purposes) nazis ruin everything good i am not ceding that to them

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Kanye is kinda chill nowadays for like half of the year or more. he apologised for everything and blamed his bipolar disorder for what happened. but people say his music is still shitty

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2026/jan/26/kanye-west-takes-out-full-page-ad-apologising-for-antisemitic-behaviour-and-denying-he-is-a-nazi-ye

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Good for him if true. Let's hope he keeps up whatever he's doing to stay "kinda chill" (I assume it's "taking his meds").

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Honestly did not know that and hope's doing better.

Maybe he can just like... try to relax for... a couple of years...

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 42 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

4chan poster not beating the nazi allegations

[–] turdas@suppo.fi 17 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

The post is from 2022 so there's a good chance this happened before Kanye went overtly nuts.

[–] Darnton@piefed.zip 19 points 3 weeks ago

He ran for president in 2020 to divert votes from the Democrats in an attempt to make Trump win. He was an insane fascist way before 2022.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe anon slipped in a "yo man you should check out 4chan on the internet sometime"

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 6 points 3 weeks ago

At that point, he had already publicly endorsed Trump several times.

[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 30 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I remember I was a Kanye fan for about a week when I first heard Stronger. I thought the rapping was dumb, but the beat was awesome, enough to excuse the halfhearted lyrics. Then someone introduced me to Daft Punk, and I learned that everything I liked about Kanye's song was everything he wasn't involved with.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

IMO he's a super talented producer, even if some of his samples are recognizable if you listen to the original songs. But he should never have been allowed in front of a microphone.

[–] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

Check out Sophie Straat, her lyrics are in Dutch but unfathomably based

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago

Kanye is a piece of fucking shit. You should have told him he's a piece of fucking shit, then beat his ass if he got tough with you. And if you lost you could sue his dumb ass. Lesson learned motherfucker.

[–] texture@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

one time quinton terrintino cut me off on a sidewalk and then gave me a winkgun to apologize and i scoffed at him in the nastiest way i could manage. that shit felt gooood.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

You should've put him in a chokehold and not let him out until he promised you the lead in Kill Bill Volume 3

[–] leagman1@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Guy prolly knew you'd write his name like that

[–] texture@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

and i'll do it again!

[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The downvoter was Quenton Terrintino himself.

[–] texture@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

no doubt

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I slept with denzel

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Soooo.... Pics?

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Would a gaped butthole suffice?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why you do that to Pauletta?

[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Pauletta? No, not Denzel Washington! Denzel Paddington, the concierge of the neighboring tower.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Take the picture anyway, there's always a chance he'll fly off the handle and hit you or something, then you can sue him. At the very least you get some pictures of angry Kanye, which could be funny. He doesn't deserve respect.