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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Go read 30 warhammer 40k books if you want space racism.

If copyright didnt last forever plus a day, we could all make our own star trek right now and no one could removed without someone swooping in and saying "Then make your own fucking star trek nerf"

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (7 children)

woke

By the standards of the 1990s, sure.

lame attempts at fanservice

Not really. McCoy made a very brief appearance in the pilot. But, it wasn't until season 5 where Spock would show up in a pretty major role. Scotty showed up a season later. I wouldn't say there was much fan service at all, given that the TOS crew was mostly all around and available.

giRrL pOwErRr

Hardly. Troi was the most important female character, but she was less important than the Captain, Number One, Data, Chief Engineer Laforge and of course Miles. It was a bit unusual to have a female head of security, but she didn't even last 1 season before being replaced by Worf.

pushes gay agenda

Was there a single gay member of the Enterprise? The only hint at homosexuality I can remember is Riker going for an androgynous person. They even had to make it clear that Tasha Yar wasn't a lesbian by having her fuck a sex robot.

handwavy magic "science"

It's Star Trek...

retconned Klingons to look super weird

The brow ridges showed up in 1979's Star Trek, the Motion Picture. They were a major departure from the TOS design. TNG just kept that design

disabled crew members

Geordi? I suppose. He definitely makes it seem like he's "differently abled" though, because his visor lets him see things that other people can't. But, I suppose they do have some occasions when someone takes his visor and he's completely blind.

The only other one I can think of is Barclay, but that's more neurodivergence than a disability.

unrelentingly woke

You already said that

captain with a goofy hairstyle

Sure

black people everywhere

Laforge and... Guinan? Sure, the actor playing Worf is black, but it's hard to tell anything under all that makeup. There were remarkably few black characters in TNG, if you think about it.

politics politics politics

Yes, it's Star Trek.

[–] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Dr crusher also kisses a woman in that one episode that introduced the trill.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You could maybe argue that there was a hint at a pro-Trans story there. She falls for a guy, but the person she thinks she fell for isn't actually the person she thought, and in the end it's a girl. But, she decides not to continue the relationship after that final twist. And it's also one episode in a very long series and Crusher is clearly straight... even if the Trill is maybe bisexual, or maybe pansexual.

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

she decides not to continue the relationship

Pretty handwavy when the context is a literal conversion therapy analogue.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

They even had to make it clear that Tasha Yar wasn't a lesbian by having her fuck a sex robot.

Hey, not a sex robot, a robot capable of sex.... there's a difference....I think 🤔

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Even as a joke, it felt wrong to refer to Data that way. XD

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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm glad someone caught that. :)

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'm glad you're glad 🥰

[–] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Retconning Data as a Noonien Soong sex-bot would be wild

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, they're trying to make a joke but it kinda works better with, idk, Voyager or something (well, maybe gay or black comment but certainly more diverse and highlighting stuff like cultural diversity).

That said, I've seen this exact joke about wokeness already but with TOS, so eh.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

Sure, they're trying to make a joke. But, when this kind of thing works as a joke you can go through each item in the list and say "hmm, yeah, I guess" even if as a whole it's clearly not true.

In this case, some of the list items just make no sense, like "black people everywhere" or "pushes gay agenda". If they'd stuck with "woke" and "a captain that Trekkies hated" it could have worked.

[–] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Brow ridge change came up in the Tribble episode of DS9 too

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[–] derry@midwest.social 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nu trek same as the old trek ( good!)

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Where’s the Nu trek equivalent to Code of Honour?

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[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 week ago
[–] cikano@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Hmm, who is the disabled crewmember the greentext is referring to in TNG?

[–] SatyrSack@quokk.au 59 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

The most obvious answer is Geordi La Forge, but I am sure there are more

I cannot remember a specific example of this, but I seem to remember it being implied at some point that Starfleet is full of invisible disabilities. That future assistive devices are just so efficient and inconspicuous that you can't even tell when someone has lost their natural sense of hearing or something because they are able to conduct their job normally thanks to a tiny implant. Geordi just has his VISOR because the writers gave this main character a significant disability to drive the plot and sell toys/props.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

That was a really good episode. Funny because barrels, but really cut into the heart of personal agency and what it means to people.

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[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] zkfcfbzr@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 2 weeks ago

yes, something like that

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Didn't let that stop him getting that space tang like Kirk tho

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

No goofier haircut than cutting them all down to the skin

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Riker, alas, started off beardless

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

once he was bearded, or maybe a back injury too idk, he started taking seats and side kicking ass.

[–] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

It was the space herpies. Dude couldn't keep it in his pants.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Riker has an issue where he can’t sit down like a sentient being.

[–] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

He can sit, it's just his way of getting to that point which is strange

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[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Shrek voice: “I’m gunna eeeat youuu!”

[–] vagrancyand@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

There were several wom*n on board (sorry to use a slur.)

[–] subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 weeks ago

Klingons got retconned in motion picture. Can't blame TNG for that.

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I hate nu-trek because beyond the obvious shitty writing, lack of an ensemble cast and true standalone episodes, extremely lame and cheap special effects and just the way it is made (legacy series fitting into a canon rather than actual new events i.e. ENT) - its just very apolitical, bland and not very woke at all. TNG, DS9, ENT - all had real hard hitting stuff to say, stuff thats more relevant now than ever, and is always timeless.

Disco has a nonbinary person just kinda be there, such enthralling commentary, wow! It's almost a self-parody y'know. Picard has the romulan refugee thing be kinda swept under the rug in favour of the ME3 synthetics vs organics vs giant space octopus doohickey plot, and then the 2nd season invents a new alternate universe that doesn't actually seem much different from the future picard itself portrays in the first season.

There will never he anything quite like 'Far Beyond The Stars' in Trek again, sadly. Nor will there be a 'Who Mourns for Morn' for that matter, now we mourn for trek.

That's okay by me though, All Good Things and all that, and especially so because For All Mankind took up the actual woke space sci-fi mantle, unsurprisingly so since it's made by Trek and Expanse alumni like RDM, Menosky, Okudas, Shankar etc.

[–] Noobnarski@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

That and the only time that something remotely interesting happens is at the start or end of an episode.

It's so that you start watching the episode and then at the end want to watch the next one and it disgusts me because it feels so manipulative.

This is not a soap opera, it's supposed to be star trek.

[–] stingpie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

nutrek is "woke" in the most boring way possible. It doesn't attempt to challenge the viewer at all. It's all vague reassurances that go "Oh yes! Aren't you so very moral? People should have rights! Have a dog treat for being so smart!" You know what I wanna see? How about some postgenderism. Have a society in which binary and nonbinary are both REgressive.

What about an alien race that sees identity as a form of oppression? If identity is used as a way to gauge what someone is and is not allowed to do, is that system restrictive or freeing?

Come on, Star Trek! Give something I can sink my teeth into. I'm starving for something that questions me, that I can actually think about.

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[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

my sibling has clearly never mainlined lower decks

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

They should call it higher decks bc of where it is on the tierlist

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I would absolutely despise this person irl

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Well they are on 4chan

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago

LOL ... he isn't wrong.

Also, all the people commenting here that dont get it and didn't read the post.

[–] ArchsageRamases@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I'd rather watch The Orville

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

TNG isn't really known for fan services is it, voyager definitely was, Harry and Kim always getting off with alien space girls or running holodeck swimsuit parties and of course Enterprise had the whole sexy Vulcan plot line, I don't think DS9 really did it too much.

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