OK. But when exactly are you going to die? I like to plan ahead. No pressure tho π
this post was submitted on 20 May 2026
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He was my father, my brother, my best friend, and my wife. I'm gonna need at least 3 months paid vacation to get over this.
You can screw my corpse too, if that's your thing. I'll be dead and won't care.
I imagine stuff like that goes on all time. I mean, I don't give a shit. If I was dead, you could bang me all you want. Who cares? Dead body's like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill me up with cream. Turn me into a cannoli. Make a stew out of my ass. What's the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You're dead, you're dead.
You may not care when you're dead, but cannibalism has generally not been accepted in society
But what if you would still feel all that happening to your body?
Well, there's an outside chance that eating dead people is unhealthy.
It gives you the hunger
Thanks! I used mine today.
Sorry for my loss. Even if you still breevin
My wife and I both had/have cancer. We donβt really talk about it unless we want something from a corporation. Otherwise, game on!
This is a bro move, Cam. You and me are like this π€π€ now.
I need your full name and address, I'm taking a life insurance policy out on you.
I'm also sending you a free copy of the Anarchist's Cookbook.
I wonder how I would subscribe to that, can't really put that in my calendar haha