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[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 56 points 3 months ago (3 children)

My very first customer as a grocery cashier only bought 1 of a “2 for 1” item. My trainer was standing behind me, and had literally taught me nothing except how to unlock the register. It rang up at full price and the guy was instantly irate. “This is supposed to be half price!” As if I had any way to even know there was a sale. He pointed at the item so I walked over and looked and saw the 2 for 1 sticker. I glanced at my trainer and he just looked on dispassionately, so I told the guy “Uh, I think you have to buy two for the ‘2 for 1’ deal.”

Immediately started screaming at the top of his lungs. My trainer comes up and starts apologizing to the man “I’m so sorry this cashier is stupid. I’m not sure where he got the idea that he shouldn’t discount you. I trained them better than this. It’s so hard to find competent workers.” Then he swiped his badge (which I couldn’t have done without him), and changed the price manually.

After the guy walked away happy having saved 50 cents on his kinder egg, the trainer turned to me and said “Don’t waste my time again. You should know this all already, you fucking moron.” and walked off. We had spent exactly two minutes total together since training had started, and he spent most of that insulting me for not somehow knowing how to cashier already.

I had to call him back over two minutes later to show me how to process a check, and he was so angry.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

This sounds like ragebait fiction. Your trainer would be fired for talking to people like that. Unprofessional. And also you were right. "Two for one" does not mean one of them should be half off.

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Every customer service job I have worked has had managers like that. This was before smart phones so maybe they just weren’t worried about getting caught.

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yep same here. Some of the most miserable assholes you'll ever have the displeasure of knowing work as retail managers.

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

One time I was the only one of four people scheduled to show up on Thanksgiving, and there were at least twenty people at my register while the manager just stood off to the side and watched me. One of the customers yelled at me to “Stop smiling!” when I politely greeted the customers as I scanned like hell, and the other people in line just nodded along. I’ll always regret not quitting on the spot.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Absolutely.

When I was a retail manager any manager like that would have been out the door. Their job is to make it possible for the floor people to do their jobs, and part of that is protecting their staff from asshole customers.

Even when our people screwed up, we didn't tolerate abuse of our staff. If the customer has a legitimate complaint they can be civil about it. Otherwise they're welcome to leave. Even from a pure business perspective, you can't tolerate abuse. New staff costs more than assholes spend.

[–] DiabolicalBird@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago

Sounds like retail to me, that industry is a breeding ground for abusive environments.

At my last job the store manager got away with smacking the assistant manager on camera in front of people. Multiple reports sent up the chain. But the assistant manager had already put in two weeks notice a week before this happened, so head office just brushed it under the rug. I had watched the security video of it happening myself so I know it's not for lack of evidence.

The running theory was that that manager gets transfered to stores as the company's wrecking ball when they want to clean house. She would get transfered to a store, then all of the staff would end up quitting or getting fired for bullshit reasons. We weren't the first store it had happened to. I ended up quitting to go work at a warehouse for more money with a fraction of the responsibility.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I did so poorly at Wal-Mart that they will not rehire me (I tried out of desperation), though I mostly blame them for hiring me right before a holiday and never giving me any training.

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Clearly you weren’t ready for the lifetime career of being a Walmart cashier.

[–] YawningNostalgia@thelemmy.club 5 points 3 months ago

I don't consider myself stupid at all but being at a new job with poor training was discombobulating and really hurt my feelings. I was supposed to call someone to let them know something they should have known themselves and then they got irate about not being told and left a review the higher-ups got upset about and I was like damn, am I actually dumb? Because a lot of people are criticizing me right now. In retrospect it was silly but at the time...

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[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago (3 children)

If you don't need 5 you can just buy one LH pencil and sharpen the other end. It works just as a right handed one then.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A sharpened eraser would be pretty hard to write with ngl

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But then you can't read the text.

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[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Both are the same price guys!

5*0.20 = $1

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 67 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Lemmy’s top mathematicians cracked it!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 months ago

They did the monster mash.

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[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 months ago

Is this a righty tax since they are forced to buy a higher minimum quantity?

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Thanks Captain

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I don’t know, down the road they have buy one get one free at $0.40.

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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Pssh! Lefties always getting special treatment and righties always getting a handout, while us middles always miss out.

[–] Klear@piefed.world 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Meanwhile the ambidexterous get to buy 6 pencils for $21. What a steal!

[–] r4venw@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think that says 20 cents

[–] Klear@piefed.world 5 points 3 months ago

So it does! Damn

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I think all lefties are at least a little bit ambidextrous. At least those of us born in the previous century.

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[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As a lefty this is ludicrously unfair! I mean who the hell carries loose change anymore!?

This weighs heavily upon me.

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[–] sqw@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 months ago

the only thing wrong with this is that they should have reversed the signs

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

If you walk around a big box like Home Depot, you will see identical items priced miles apart because of which department they are placed in.

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