this post was submitted on 26 May 2026
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[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 hours ago

It's just a kitty melting in a stream of lava flowing through some wrinkles of the space-time continuum but we should obey what he says just to be safe.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Jonkle? Just like that, like I’m some kind of Jonkler?

[–] troybot@piefed.social 3 points 2 hours ago

I'm the jonkler, baby!

[–] BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca 31 points 6 hours ago (5 children)

i don't understand, but maybe The less I know, the better

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 43 minutes ago

That's the world we're headed towards. AI overlords, and NBC transitions from "The more you know" to "The less you know".

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

These comments are very Tame.

[–] Gerblat@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago

Just let it happen

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

Obey and no one gets hurt.

[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

We're all new people making the same old mistakes

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Everything we do is the new tradition.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

If only there could be another way to do this.

Way ahead of you

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Power is out. Can I jonkle in the dark?

Don't know what it means, but autocorrect tried to change it to "boneless."

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 42 minutes ago

The president is spineless. Does that count?