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The nicest thing one can say about him is that he has two first names as a first name

[–] stumu415@lemmy.zip 9 points 9 hours ago

Mullin 'is not a human but a sack of shit'

[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 46 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

How do you even write satire anymore?

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I’d give anything for a satire cauldron

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Best I can do is leaden pewter.

[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, as long as the potion doesn’t need to be consumed, or touched, pewter does offer many benefits when it comes to forging the cauldrons.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

What the Hell else are you gonna do with a potion?!

Fun fact I just learned: the word "potion" literally comes from the Latin verb for "to drink".

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Shoebody Bop

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 20 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I wish Markwayne would get bedbugs in his butt.

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago

Ringworm, just everywhere. Syphilis in his eyes. Use your mind's eye; manifest it into reality.