Trombone would've been a better choice
this post was submitted on 28 May 2026
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If you can’t do a wahh wahh after a week, you’re probably just not meant for the trumpet.
Do you know how hard it is to create the correct embouchure with a felt mouth and no lips?
Also no lungs. Almost impossible
Nothing is impossible if you're dedicated!
Wahh wahh
!bertstrips@moist.catsweat.com
That’s a bugle
Also I'm pretty sure the sound they're referring to is traditionally made by a trombone
Doesn't look like a horn shaped corn based snack food to me, but, whatever you say.
What? No, this
Are you telling me they named a musical instrument after the famous corn chip, bugles?
Nah. The bugle was first
Do you know why I pulled you over? No? Your joke detector is dysfunctional. I'll let you go with a warning this time, but you need to get that checked out asap.
Wahh waaahhh
Doubt it
!bertstrips@moist.catsweat.com
Committed to the bit.
I bet Bert and Ernie are gay
This is all you do now, huh?
So be it.