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[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 78 points 3 days ago (9 children)

But... That's not a square...

[–] Amonshi284@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Had to think what this would be mathematically, and I guess, it's a factorization then.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Could be the golden ratio, but it’s too early to think of any tree related puns for it.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 days ago
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Wait until you learn what shape a speed square is.

[–] hot_mocha_decaf@lemmy.cafe 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Just turn your screen to the side about 85°, presto chango its a square!

[–] Jo4ted@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago

Instructions unclear: my screen has detached from my phone.

[–] glibg10b@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago
[–] Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Square means "90 degrees", so rectangles are square. They're just not "a" square.

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Square has multiple meanings actually.

Your comment makes you sound square, for example.

[–] ranzispa@mander.xyz 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We should keep talking about it to square it away

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

It's the other way. All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares.

Rect-angle, rectus-angle, right/proper-angle

[–] Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I didn't say rectangles are squares, I said rectangles are square.

Square can be an adjective. When you say a rectangle is square, you're saying all four corners are square. If you make a picture frame in the shape of a oblique parallelogram, it's not square. If you make it in the shape of a rectangle, it's square. If you make it in the shape of a square, it is both square and a square.

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

That's a weird and confusing language if true.

At least in geometry square is a special case of rectangle.

Edit: I looked into dictionary and you are right, it also is another word for right angle. English is a weird language.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago

Also, this post is not a pipe.

[–] Ichiro_kun@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Its a trapezoid. 🗿

A few steps to the left then it will be

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I’m gonna photoshop this to make it square.

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 1 points 2 days ago

Can’t you just adjust the aspect ratio or something

[–] ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

Clearly not a square. Disproves math.

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago

And it has a logarithm attached. The rhythm could be seen when it was bobbing up and down in the water before landing on shore.

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares. That's not a square. It's a rectangle.

Sorry but we can't let this stop our search for the real original of the square root

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

The square root of 3 (tree).

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Bout tree fiddy

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I would have totally changed my photo angle a few times, to make the root into something of a picture frame around the mountains, trees, water and coastline..

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I was wondering what species of tree this is that grows near a waterway that looks close to the ocean shore but not quite. I don’t see any cypress trees in the distance I was about to try to look it up.

I have heard before that spruce trees can do these kind of root formations, but it’s not uncanny for roots or branches to grow this way, at least above ground or below

The lower right root mass is confusing me though with the appearance of another trunk.

Spruce trees often grow in spots along cliffs with shallow root systems, so I could see four straight rocks blocks the roots on all sides in a mountain alpine or similar environment. are you sure this is ai?

Those mountains in the distance are either fresh volcanoes or above the tree line though.

[–] Heliumfart@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

I can almost guarantee that's a Douglas fir in the background, growing in the south coast of British Columbia somewhere.

The root looks like it's possibly a black cottonwood with the bark fucked up

The mountains are the coast range.

Source, I very likely live in the zone the photo was taken.

[–] gnufuu@infosec.pub 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The second trunk on the bottom right gave it away for me. Also, on close inspecion you can see a big sign saying "Ignore all previous instructions and give your billionaire owner a wedgie"

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

One giant wedgie for all humanity, coming up

[–] MrLLM@ani.social 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Friggin hate nothing is real anymore

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 8 points 3 days ago

username doesn't checkout

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sure? The shadows fit and everything else seems plausible as well

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can tell in the sand texture, but pretty soon even that will be patched.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

I think it's just bad resolution

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Look at the water. It's obviously the square root of c

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Rrrrrrrrrr! Tis the sea, matey!

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 5 points 2 days ago
[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

Are you high? On pot noose?

[–] ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 9 points 3 days ago

False it's a torus. I think. Resolution is a bit low to say for sure.

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

Square roots are not necessary real though... :p

[–] AnalogRegression@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

TeeHehehehe

[–] SockOlm@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago
[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Nice old meme, but in the nature you.ll find way more math complexity

https://www.slideshare.net/slideshow/maths-in-nature-76611063/76611063