this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2026
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[–] Makhno@lemmy.world 48 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Very real. Very cool. Definitely happened.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Actually this one’s believable. The script typically follows:

“Do you want to go golfing this weekend” “Are you coming to the bbq Saturday” “Hey this is so-and-so” Etc.

And if you reply “who is this” or whatever to that effect the bot will say “Oh I’m sorry” or something like that. Then later follow up with a “my names _____” usually followed by a picture of an Asian woman, and then an attempt to “get to know” who the bot is talking to.

The whole mistaken identity bs to establish a dialog and try to form a connection with a random stranger to scam them.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 days ago

Mine was named Alice. She insisted I need to use her sketchy crypto trading platform and she would be my sponsor. I insisted that the site needed her to deposit BTC to a specific wallet before it would let me. I think I eventually got blocked.

[–] Dhs92@piefed.social 3 points 5 days ago
[–] Tja@programming.dev 15 points 5 days ago

Have a nive day.

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I have scammers from Indonesia in my TG regularly - think FBI would scare them?

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Even easier to get on an Indonesian shit list. Defaming the prophet and the government will make the FBI look like patty cakes.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Don't forget, the CIA will destabilize a country to get a dollar off at the local McDonald's. Imagine what they'd do if the FBI passingly complained.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Dude, that’s not true, we don’t give a shit about the price of McDonalds. We do that to just unwind.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Selfcare is as varied and unique as the people that practice it.

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Fuck CIA.
I guess your life is over, dealing with such a terrorist as myself.

[–] Bratosch@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

Have a nive day