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[โ€“] winkly@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (3 children)

A piano couldnโ€™t crush Spider-Man ๐Ÿ˜’

[โ€“] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I mean I definitely think it'd hurt him, but agreed on no crushing.

My problem is the spider sense logic. Even within the context of a joke, spider sense is clearly heavily temporal. I don't think, for example, that Spider-Man is constantly tingling over the eventual chronic illness he's going to succumb to in 50 years or whatever.

By the time his spider sense is going off, you're minutes if not seconds from finishing the compute and achieving the result anyway.

[โ€“] toynbee@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago

He apparently once acted as one of the structural supports for a skyscraper.

[โ€“] Dadifer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

It may not even piss him off

[โ€“] Lumisal@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

The Green Goblin was there. Probably a Tungsten piano

[โ€“] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

I'm blaming every future hypothesis failure on Green Goblin from now on.

[โ€“] marcos@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

N-Villany!

But now, he nerd-snipped Spider-Man, he changed the outcome of the experiment by explaining it. Green Goblin didn't even see any need to intervene, he's only trolling.

[โ€“] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 1 day ago

That's less of a poof and more of a crunch.