My 30 seconds just isn't going to cut it.
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That’s why you have a mouth and hands, potentially even getting your thigh in there.
Honestly, the penis in the vagina is sometimes the least exciting part about sex with that arrangement of genitals.
Honestly, the penis in the vagina is sometimes the least exciting part about sex with that arrangement of genitals.
The same is true the other way round too. Which makes it all the more frustrating that a lot of women think their whole contribution to sex is to lay there and provide a vagina.
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How to prepare a frozen pizza for two:
Place pizza in oven➡️sexy time➡️orgasm➡️pizza is ready➡️enjoy!
You may have to adjust those times if you have a convection oven.
If I let my oven get to 425, it cooks a pizza in less than 10 minutes.
14min is the average, so perhaps the secret to a successful relationship is finding a partner who you can climax with in the time it takes to bake your favorite pizza.
I gotta remember to add this to my dating profiles.
Look man. We're gonna follow the directions, and we're cooking a Tombstone. Not no damned tostinos.
You gotta invest in a Sybian when buying a convection oven.
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I literally just did this last night lol it was a great time.
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* Women reached the first orgasm in 14 mins.
Yeah, that was great, but we've got a few hours ahead of us here ...
We've had one yes.
I don't think he knows about second orgasm, Pippin
As a man, how many damn orgasms do you want in a fuck?
I think my record has been 12-14 orgasms in a single session.
There’s a handful of fun benefits to being a cis woman.
Just for the record, post-op trans women can manage multiples very nicely too ;-)
(Sample size off two in my research)
That’s so cool!! Today I learned!
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Jesus Christ! Hell of person you were with too I must say.
It was a team effort :)
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All women are different, but my first is usually very weak. They intensify as they come (lol ;) ). I orgasm relatively quickly and then every few minutes after that. I expect a handful in a regular session, only 1 to 3 if it's a quickie for him, like 20 or more if it's a session for me.
When I'm with a partner where I don't cum a lot (or at all), sex is a chore and I'm not really interested. With my husband where I almost always cum a lot, I have literally never said no thank you to sex in 6 years. I often wake him with a blowie to get things going.
So. I guess if you want to fuck a lot, we want many damn orgasms.
Yeah, on my first love it was the contrary to this. Making her orgasm was a full-day affair but when it came she'd nearly lose consciousness. She was perfectly fine with not having to orgasm for months but i'd defo tell her to make certain dates completely free.
As a man, I'm more curious about just how many I can get out of her. Don't get me wrong, I'm looking to get off too, but I like to keep a stacked ratio, not quite a score but kinda. You kinda sound like you're just out to get yours. Where's the fun in that?
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14 minutes!? Who the hell has that kind of time in their day!? /s
in this economy? at this time of year? located entirely in your kitchen?
Can I see it?
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It doesn't take my wife 10 minutes from the first nibble on her neck, though, in 10 years i have learned where most of her buttons and switches are, find a new one still every now and then.
She really does have an awful lot of buttons and switches. Have you discovered the tucked-away rotary encoders, yet?
No, but i found a spot that makes her jump a foot in the air from her back, so i assume it's hooked up to some hefty solenoids.
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My wife is very easy to get there makes me feel like a champ. The key fits the lock for us if you will.
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