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Were these guys even taught basic gun safety?

CW: Gun violence

https://storage.to/nzfFj92mL

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Wow, what an absolute flipping idiot. Oh wait, he's a cop, never mind, ACAB.

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

The copaganda is strong enough that this is unquestioningly portrayed as an "accident".

But, when someone aims a weapon (or vaguely similar object) at a cop, the cop almost always starts shooting. Dude might've feel disrespected or intimidated or whatever. Maybe not just joking around.

[–] IPeaceInYourFace@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Everybody does a desk pop!

[–] 1D10@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

I really wish the titles were more accurate, it should read "Officer shoots coworker while negligently handling service weapon"

[–] decended_being@midwest.social 26 points 1 day ago

But that officer's gun goes off

Some crazy copaganda passive voice in play here.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

If you put all the cops in a room, how long until there's only one left

Edit: this is actually a really good premise for a movie

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 20 hours ago

Or just in general as like, a good idea.

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 day ago

Pigs are fucking dumbass bottom feeders. And the state gives them weapons. Preventing an accidental discharge is actually quite easy when you don’t treat your firearm like a fucking toy. I’ve yet to have one cos I don’t treat my firearm like a fucking toy.

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Go to any police station bathroom that the cops use. There is ALWAYS at least one bullet hole in a stall where a cop was fucking around with their sidearm while taking a shit.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 hours ago

IME there's also free body armor and a giant purple two-headed dildo.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

If only the natural selection worked on both of them...

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 2 days ago (5 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I love hyenas. And "shoot at noises" is making me full on belly laugh.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 20 hours ago

Also consistent with gnoll behavior.

[–] A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago

So this is the version cops take.

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

And most important: Remember to have fun!

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[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 98 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"counting or not counting gang violence?"

[–] A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I mean... cops are technically just state funded gangs 🤷

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago

thier union is pratically a gang/mafia that can strongarm the cities, so technically not a true union.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 65 points 2 days ago

Everyone knows the first rule of gun safety is 'Just have fun'

[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's not what "accidental" means though. If you're fucking around with guns, you expected this. You were taught about this exact thing in gun safety class FFS.

[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gun? Safety? I make safety with gun? Gun safety.

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[–] ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This is very traumatic to those of us who have lost friends in a freak gasoline fight accident. You people are so insensitive.

[–] Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's a reference to a movie with Ben Stiller in it. (I only remember two things from the movie: that line and Ben Stiller)

[–] Kratzkopf@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What about the Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too?

[–] JillyB@beehaw.org 39 points 2 days ago

More cops should play this game

Some people think guns are fun to shoot.

I think guns are fun to shoot, too, but gun safety has to come first.

Even if you're anti-cop/ACAB, you should know your way around guns, or at least understand basic firearm safety. Even people who are afraid of guns (and especially them) should be able to pick up a random handgun they find in the street some poor kid could accidentally use on themselves/their friends/siblings, disarm it, and even disable it. If we're in a fight and you drop your handgun, I can quickly unload it and pull the slide off, and throw both in opposite directions. You're not firing it any time soon. You'll have to find all the parts first and you'll have to know how to put it together. I'm not a tough guy. I'm a nerd who builds phones and used to mod phones (until I got sick of that shit and just got an iPhone). I can also handle guns, and I shoot pretty good (though, only ever at paper targets). You don't have to love guns. But make them your friend. If you don't want the gun to work for you, make it not work for someone who might use it on you. In old cartoons, they'd just bend the barrel U-shaped. You can't do that IRL. You can make it just as useless though.

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

When you can be too smart to be hired, this is what exists under the high water mark.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Booger hooks and whatnot.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 12 points 1 day ago

i expect nothing less from cops.

[–] zephiriz@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
  1. Handle every firearm as if it's loaded, even if you think/know its not.
  2. Do not point it at anything you are not willing to destroy.
  3. Finger off the trigger till you are ready to shoot.
  4. Know your target and what is behind it.

Edit: Not for the light of heart. Risky click. https://youtu.be/PDQHF1ZyPfI

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

You know what would make a lot of sense in this situation? Saying that he feared for his life. Why not try the excuse out this one time when you shot an adult pointing a loaded firearm at your face for fun?

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Cop jokingly shoots his coworker while accidentally pointing guns at each other

[–] A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago

Your pfp really fits to this scenario

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh, “disciplinary action has been taken”. So everybody has learned their lessons and everything is okay. The problem has been solved. Great! /s

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[–] SockOlm@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

critical support

[–] dotCody@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Piggies killing piggies. Yay!

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)
[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Wasn't there some silly thing Hasan said about how the police didn't want anyone too smart?

Something tells me there'll be a next time.

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[–] ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago

Cops...can do good things?

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