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[–] frankenswine@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

being sorry is more about learning why your actions hurt others and taking steps to avoid this in the future. just saying it does not do the trick

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago

You're right, I'm very sorry!

🔘 👈

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

labelling a button “do not push” is about as effective as screaming “don’t look at me”

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Is that not effective? It seemed to work for Megamind...

Blue humanoid with a large cranium in a restaurant shouting out "don't look at me!" - every other patron stares at their plate, obeying him

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eventually we wouldn't notice

[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Time goes more quickly when you're older

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you click it enough the counter roles over and is back in good territory

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 2 points 9 hours ago

Ghandi rage reversed?

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No it’s multiplicative when you press it, so 1.01^n :(

[–] JackTea@piefed.world 11 points 1 day ago

That's revolting. You should be ashamed.

box arrives at my door
inside is a small box with a button. A note says in large block letters to never press the button or 1% evil etc
rolls my eyes and grabs my gear to go to work. But sits down. Presses the button many, many times
still pressing