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[–] mech@feddit.org 22 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

As the saying goes, never criticize anyone before you walked a mile in their butt.

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 points 45 minutes ago

After that, who cares? You're a mile away, and you have their butt

[–] s@piefed.world 57 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Oh it’s about sex. I thought it was about IBS

[–] Lenny@lemmy.zip 12 points 15 hours ago

Maybe it’s both 😳

[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 hours ago

... Uhm are you giving me permission?

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 44 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

On the contrary I think You'd probably be able to fit both your feet in one of my shoes quite comfortably.

[–] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 32 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

But how many feet would fit in your butt?

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 9 points 11 hours ago

The large intestine is about 5 feet long.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 60 points 20 hours ago

Can I at least try to prove you right?

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (7 children)

To the experienced fellas, How does anal actually feel? i've never been with a partner interested in recieving anal.

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

Small door, big room.

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 9 hours ago

second on it feeling tighter at the opening. other than that as the top it feels pretty similar to vaginal. they still clamp down a bit when you hit a good spot, but the good spots are less intuitive to find. one thing that stands out to me is anal feels a lot warmer for some reason. maybe theres more blood flow or something idk, it just feels really warm in there in a good way.

[–] nyctre@piefed.social 31 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Hmm.. it's not bad, but it's definitely overrated so don't feel like you're missing out on much. As for what it's actually like.. physically, most of the feeling is around the entrance and it's obviously tighter so that part is cool. Plus it's a bit of a taboo thing still so that makes it hotter, and in my experience women are usually surprised by how enjoyable it can be and I'm a big fan of women enjoying themselves so that makes it fun for me too.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, interesting! In my experience what my cuties were surprised by how enjoyable they were was the spankings.

[–] nyctre@piefed.social 5 points 11 hours ago

Oh yeah. That too. And I don't really get it but hey.. if they like, who am I to argue?

[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 12 hours ago

Its like 90% as good but quite different

So good for variety IMO

[–] did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 18 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

for me: intense, heavy fullness and a deep, rhythmic pressure in the pelvis + indirect hitting of vaginal nerve endings from behind (A-spot).

[–] 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I tried fingering my prostate once, I was surprised how easily my finger slipped in with plentiful lubing, however it was really messy (I did absolute no planning at all, I just tried it in the shower) and I couldn't quite reach the good spot with my finger comfortably.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Glad to hear, tho Im mainly talking about PIA. Some exploratory masturbation i've done and even some with a partner but i've never been with a partner that wanted it up the butt

[–] new_guy@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

I feel like it's the same but tighter and it lacks lubrication. Nothing special sensory wise tbh

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 21 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

With enough lube... And condoms

[–] vrek@programming.dev 8 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

I don't need condoms if I only use my left foot.

Sex health tip for everyone : use a condom if you use penis or vagina but with a left foot in her ass no one can get pregnant...

[–] Manticore@lemmy.nz 15 points 15 hours ago

Accidentally used my right foot, now a father of five

[–] GripenGal@sh.itjust.works 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Condoms prevent more things than pregnancy...

[–] vrek@programming.dev 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

And which of those can be transferred via a left foot in a asshole?

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] restingOface@quokk.au 3 points 10 hours ago

Already have that. At this point, I'm more concerned about athlete's ass.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Ok, that one is probably true

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Just be sure to wear a flip flop and you'll probably be fine

[–] vrek@programming.dev 1 points 10 hours ago

Of all shoe styles... Flip flops are probably the least safe..

[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

depends on how flexible you are.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

I can do the thing where you put your hands together but then wiggle your middle fingers... Where does that puy me?

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

oooooh sorry that disqualifies you

[–] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 16 hours ago

Disqualified from causing pregnancy... WIN!!!

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 13 points 19 hours ago

"Challenge accepted."

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 5 points 16 hours ago
[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 12 hours ago

Let's find out then