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[–] lengau@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago

Just as long as it's still landlocked.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This would make it so I was living in Saskatchewan, which is intolerable since mocking people from Saskatchewan is very important to me.

The best joke I heard, I was talking about Saskatchewan and a guy said, "Saskatchewan?" and literally threw a pack of cigarettes on the ground and continued, "Stand on that and you can watch your dog run away for 3 days." Way better version than sitting on your front porch.

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

Easy to draw, hard to spell.

[–] kibblebits@quokk.au 12 points 3 days ago

Better than greater Alberta. That’s just Alberta as a US state.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

More Scott Moe? No thanks.

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

We want to spread his influence over a larger area to thin it out.

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 6 points 3 days ago

I’m here for Samsquatchewan

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

Oh please... Sure you get Vegas but you're stuck with Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska and both Dakotas! Plus a shitload of Mormons and desert. Take 'em and welcome. But I suggest you label them all "immigrants" and don't allow them to vote.

[–] saturn57@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Come on, at least give it some coastline.

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 days ago

It wouldn't be Saskatchewan then.

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There's a bit of it way at the top

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

Goddamit. Now it's Manitoba. 😡

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean that's still probably not the population of California.

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago
[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

So, if its borders are straight lines in this projection, are they actually concave curves?

Edit: convex for the northern border.

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

They follow lines of latitude and longitude so straight lines on a curved surface. It's slightly untrue on the Eastern border that looks like a jagged edge due to the dominion land survey. But it was meant to be straight.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I suspected/assumed they were 'true' to the lines of latitude and longitude.

The amusing projection in green makes it obvious that the map projection is taking some liberties ;-)

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you mean my shitpost worthy work in PowerPoint, you bet. Dammit I'm a doctor not a cartographer deadbeef!

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 2 points 3 days ago

I am enjoying it immensely.

Quality shit posting sir!

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

No they clearly don't. It spans about two longitude lines at the bottom and three at the top

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I know the southern border is the 49th parallel and the northern border is the 60th. I'd have to look up the meridians.

Eta: the Western border is the 110th meridian. The Eastern one is fucked up because of the Dominion Land Survey.

Eta2: the Eastern border is ~102nd meridian.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Sure why not. It'll get rid of Idaho at least

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You’re gonna end up with a lot of Trump voters.

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

you don't want eastern oregon, nothin' out there but sand worms and whale chunks