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Bard: Get in line. I wish for... (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Knock knock.

Who's there?

I wish for one more wish

Knock knock.

Who's there?

I wish for one more wish

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say I wish for one more wish?

Edit: if this isn't a casting of viscous mockery then I don't know what is.

Edit 2: I forgot the point of the joke, fixed plural problems

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wish for one unrestricted wish

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Then I wish for two more wishes.

Then I wish that wishes are an absolute value.

Then I wish for a million fewer wishes.

[–] Ozymandias1688@feddit.org 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Then I wish for 65,536 wishes. The genie crashes with an integer overflow error.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There's no crash, you just go back to 0. Goodbye.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

If num_wishes is a signed int, wouldn't it overflow back to -65536? I suddenly owe the genie a bunch of wishes?

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 4 points 2 weeks ago

All I have to offer is half a bowl of instant noodles, a lawnmower full of grass and toe nail clippings. So Genie, what do you wish for?

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Nah, it doesn't crash, now you just have to perform 65,535 wishes for the genie.

[–] lambisio@feddit.cl 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Dormamu! I've come to charm!"

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

pelvic thrust

[–] lambisio@feddit.cl 4 points 2 weeks ago

...I just mentally read that in the voice of Cyclops's "OPTIC BLAST!".

Thank you I hate it :p

[–] djmikeale@feddit.dk 7 points 2 weeks ago

I wish for more genies

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm 99% certain everyone who tries thinking of loopholes to get infinite wishes wouldn't know what to do with them.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

That's not the point. The fun is to try and push the system until it breaks. I don't need to actually use any of my infinite wishes once I have them. I've already had my fun.