this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2026
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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 136 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Waterpumpee@lemmus.org 23 points 2 weeks ago

Rimjob tuesday

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, the ol' Tonguepunch Tuesdays

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Rusty trombone Tuesday. I'll miss those.

[–] Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world 55 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Time to sit on his face and witness a little enthusiasm?

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 27 points 2 weeks ago

The law of equivalent exchange

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Because you finally let him put it in and he found out how Rumi it was in there

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Wait, who's Rumi and what's he doing in there?

[–] lath@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I believe that qualifies you as a shit-stirrer.

[–] YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Nothing wrong with brown coffee

As long as you brush your teeth anyway

[–] homes@piefed.world 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

When they’ve got a bottle of mouthwash in their nightstand drawer next to the lube…

“oh, how thoughtful”

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is good habit anyway.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Where do you spit it into without a sink?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world -4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A good boy/girl just swallows

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think drinking mouthwash is a good thing that being said I do wonder how far off mucus is from semen because I think I could be a swallowing king if it counts

[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago

Y'all ain't tossing salad? You poor bastards, go have a coke binge and eat some butt, live life.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I call cap. His balls should be blocking your eyesight or he’s in doggy and you can’t see his face anyway.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Nothing in the post contradicts what you stated..? Why is eyesight or vision of anyone's face necessary

[–] axiomaticsquid@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

That was your decision. Deal with it