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    [–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 78 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

    You know nix.

    Ich weiß nix.

    We are not the same.

    [–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 85 points 1 day ago (1 children)

    Your penis is gross.

    Mein Penis ist gross.

    Wir sind nicht gleich.

    [–] ladicius@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
    [–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

    Du weißt's digga.

    [–] CuriousRefugee@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
    [–] pleb_maximus@piefed.zip 3 points 16 hours ago

    I seh nix, i hâr nix und i woaß a nix!

    [–] phar@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Can someone explain this to me?

    [–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 61 points 1 day ago (1 children)

    "nix" is a German colloquial term meaning "nothing"

    [–] phar@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
    [–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 14 points 1 day ago

    It's short for "nichts"

    [–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

    Also, regarding the title:
    "Dank" is the German singular form of "thanks".

    [–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

    Or, as we say in German:
    "Die DankeschΓΆns, die!" ;-)

    [–] squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)
    [–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

    Gtranslate gives me:

    Gar: even

    Sogar: even

    Gleich: even

    How even?!

    [–] bob_lemon@feddit.org 1 points 21 minutes ago

    "Sogar" is used for emphasis, as in "Even you should know this".

    "Gar" is a bit special. "Gar nichts/keine" means "nothing/none at all".

    "Gleich" is more commonly translated as "equal".

    You're missing "Gerade", which is also "even", but only regarding integers.

    [–] squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

    Nix is a colloquial form of Nichts.

    Nix = Nichts = Nothing
    Gar nix = Gar nichts = Nothing at all

    [–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

    I remember as much from Schuldeutsch.

    Now explain "even", dein Hurensohn.

    [–] bryndos@fedia.io 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

    I have even worse than even-odds of guessing what what 'even' even means in English though.

    [–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

    Huhm. You make a decent point. Entschuldigung. Dein Hurensohn.

    [–] Sxan@piefed.zip 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

    Ooooh, "nichts." Mispelling confused me.

    [–] trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

    "Nix" is in the dictionary. It's a colloquial version of "nichts", not a misspelling...

    [–] Sxan@piefed.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

    Interesting. In my (admittedly old, paper) Germam dictionary, "Nix" is defined as male water spirit - a merman.

    [–] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
    [–] Sxan@piefed.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

    Ja freilich

    [–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Know you how man makes a grammatically correct question on English?

    [–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

    How man grammatically correct question in English makes?!

    [–] onipa@feddit.org 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

    yes, why so ask you?
    EDIT: yes, how-so ask you?

    [–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

    I hate German, and I love German, but I mostly hate German.

    [–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 10 points 23 hours ago

    They want it just knowing.

    [–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
    [–] Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.app 4 points 22 hours ago

    No eunuchs? Why, what did they do?

    [–] juipeltje@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

    Same for dutch :)

    if we so rich why can't we afford no package manager?

    [–] ItsMyVault101@piefed.social 3 points 23 hours ago