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South Korea warns against social media trend of eating fried toothpicks (www.reuters.com)

submitted 9 months ago by nifty@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] aelwero@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They aren't actually plastic though... They're made of starch, as a biodegradable alternative to plastic.

Essentially, they're Cheetos

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I would bet real money that these toothpicks biodegrade faster than Cheetos.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 10 points 9 months ago

I would bet real money that these toothpicks have more nutritional value than Cheetos.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

Cheetos are mostly air, theres a lot more surface area for microbes. Thoothpicks need to be dense to be strong enough to function. I wouldn't put my money on that.

[–] stefenauris@pawb.social 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Amazing that we've reached this point

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Toothpicks?

I think tide pods are still king of stupid social media things.