this post was submitted on 12 Jul 2026
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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[–] lasta@piefed.world 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 52 points 1 week ago (2 children)
  • Yes
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  • Yes
  • Yes
  • Yes
  • Yes ❤️
[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] mbp@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago
[–] Little1Lost@gehirneimer.de 8 points 1 week ago

didnt drink enough

[–] OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Needy? No. In the spectrum? Perhaps.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Baizey@feddit.dk 1 points 1 week ago

In the needy spectrum?

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Depression and anxiety? Maybe.

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I am legitimately going to use this

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Imagine receiving this as a clinical feedback form

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

i already do

[–] Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not gonna lie, kiiiinda miss having a friend that was like this. But, they overthought themselves to the point where THEY ghosted ME. Ironic.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I currently have 2 like that :/

[–] Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, you could transfer one to me if you needed to but I think that voids their warranty?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah, didn't see your username before lol checks out 😋 lucky dog..having friends and whatnot

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dog? I have cats. Other than that, mean actual cuddly humans.

It is a very special privilege and honor to have friends who are just there for hugs and support.

No politics, or any such nonsense. They care about me, and I care about them.

I want nothing but for them to be happy.

[–] Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Damn...now you're just rubbing salt in my wound 🥲

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Ouch man, sorry.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 13 points 1 week ago
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Who are you and how did you get in my phone?