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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Get out of my head, Charles

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 hours ago

Imma pimp slap yo ass

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 47 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

You missed the part where you spend the rest of the day in a steady state of anxiety fearing that work will find out how ineffective you've been. And despite knowing how much you would suffer if you were fired you are powerless to stop yourself from repeating the same thing the next day. You consider how you likely only have ~20 years left before you die or the world ends and they will all be like this, everyday.......

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Damn, that's scarily accurate, except I got longer than 20yrs to go 😔. Hopefully one of my many shenanigans finishes me off before then🤣.

[–] whatsisface@sh.itjust.works 9 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

I haven't seen Wolf of Wall Street but I assume this is one of the characters since it's a POV of watching it.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 3 points 9 hours ago

This is a PoV of Wolf of Wall Street, not of the viewer.

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 18 points 18 hours ago

Pretty sure this is the original unglamorous premise of Severance before it got hopped up by the what ifs from the producers.

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 10 points 19 hours ago

really need a comm called like sad or depression memes, would be packed around here

[–] TaterTot@piefed.social 6 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Might need to make that afternoon sound less awesome if they want to get their point across.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 3 points 9 hours ago

The lack of awesomeness comes from feeling the pressure of everything that's not the stuff you want to enjoy, even while trying to enjoy the things you like rather than need.

[–] itrealgood@mander.xyz 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Next they'll tell us there'll be falling asleep on the couch too ✨

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 4 points 18 hours ago

Has anyone made the werewolf of wall street yet