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[–] jwt@programming.dev 45 points 1 month ago

Insights like these are why they pay him the big bucks. /s

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

Also SK Hynix CEO: thanks btw!

[–] YexingTudou@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] just_another_person@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Wow. No shit?

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Then lower them, bitch

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 14 points 1 month ago

In other news: water is as equally wet as it's always been. More at 11.

[–] Mihies@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why build new factories only in US, not in Europe? Another Trump appeaser?

Doesn't Trump want to essentially nullify the CHIPS Act because he thinks transistors are trans or something?

Not even joking.

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

As for US, I think it’s partially political, partially practical. Close to data centers is practical. As for political, there’s fears about the collapse of Intel and the invasion of Taiwan, as well as Trump wanting to strut. As for EU, there have been no incentives or advantageous policies for existing producers, so it’s not even considered interesting or viable rn

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

This is them knowing money train is going to crash and trying to prepare for the quarters after collapse when profits plummet.

"Don't get mad at me! We were all cheating then! That was extra, not normal, not realistic!"

[–] PorqueSan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago