Welcome to Costco - I love you.
this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2026
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Good Lord those cars are massive!
2038 Ford F150
You gotta love how Lemmy shits its pants when someone posts something AI related, and then someone posts some stupid ass meme generated with AI and no one calls it out. 😂
I feel like shitposting is the one place where AI art is fine. Nobody was doing real art here, that's for sure.
The sad irony here is that Costco is by far one of the lesser evil companies, and so thus, more likely to be accepted and this become a reality.
Better a Costco than a Walmart, ask a Costco employee how they're treated compared to Walmart.
This is the type of dystopian art/fantasy that makes my imagination go rampant.
Hell no from me though
I'm 50+ and have never seen a Costco in the wild.
That is, coincidentally, wild.
Where do you live? And do you never travel? It's so odd to never see a Costco.
I live in a big city. Walmarts everywhere. But for whatever reason Costcos were only built on the other side of town. Same with Ikea and Five Guys. I've never been to those. They're here but it'd be going way out of my way to hunt these places down.
When asked if you travel you mention they're clear... on the other side of your city. I guess that's a no. Being 50+, I'd suggest seeing some of the world (or at least some other cities in your own country) before the end. Live a little.
Respectfully and curiously: How did you explore digitally, and end up here, on Lemmy, of all places, but haven't ever seen a Costco?
If I understand you correctly, I've seen Costco in Idiocracy and on the internet and have looked at them via Google Street view. But I've never seen one with my own eyes in the real world.
And that's insane, unless you lived in a country that they don't exist.
Hahahaaaaah.
Walmart tried to come here and lost. Das war sooo Scheiße.
We're Walmart AND Costco Free. No Carrefour, either.
Where do you live? The nearest one to me is 10 miles away. Within that radius there's like at least a dozen Walmart one of which is within walking distance.
I doubt there are a dozen Walmarts in 10 miles. Also 10 miles is an insanely small radius.
I just looked at their store locator. There's 8 within 10 miles of me. Two of which I frequent. On the west side of town, there's more than a dozen within that radius. That's where most of the Costcos are too.
Respectfully, if u live with in 10 miles of a Costco, please go buy a hotdog and join the cult. Walmart/Sam's just doesn't hold a candle.
I love you!
It almost looks mesmerising at this scale
Crazy how nature do dat
They have a time machine there.
Closer view.
ah yes, the documentary idiocracy
At this point they should build a second floor in the Costco to save some horizontal space
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except its going to be a giant datacenter instead.
Cars bigger than houses. Gas pavilions as tall as a skyscrapers. Is this heaven?
Don't worry scro, plenty of tards are living kick ass lives. My first wife is tarded, and she's a pilot.
They’ll need a public transport system. Not for anything as un-American as bringing the carless to Costco, but for the motorists who lucked out and had to park in the outer reaches of the car park.
Or they could just make the aisles between the shelves wider and make the whole thing drive-in
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I do love Costco though
I was gonna say, of all the big chains in America, Costco at least seems to try and be half decent to its customers and staff
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