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[–] DrCake@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Those grapes look pretty un-fermented. He has been framed, the question is by who?

[–] IndianaJones@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Happy cake day!

[–] Una@europe.pub 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I am his lawyer, he is innocent he was just very eepy and needed some sleep. He has 10 children do you know, your honor, how hard is it to feed 10 children in this economy! I rest my case.

[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He was indeed very eepy, I can witness

[–] Una@europe.pub 6 points 2 days ago

You would be too if you'd have to feed 10 children in this economy. Poor bunny.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Additionally as Mr. Bun-Bun's other lawyer, and a biologist, I would like to point out that those grapes are fresh. They have not been damaged, or crushed as would be necessary were they to be fermented. Our client, the Honorable Mr. Bun-Bun is innocent.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Your comment reminded me of Sluggy Freelance and how bad of an idea it would be to be that bunny's lawyer.

A recurring theme was him being a "drunken bunny."

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

The more Sluggy fans there are, the better the world is.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

I was surprised, too. I want to catch up on the story, but I don't have that kind of time anymore. Maybe if I ever retire.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago

They have to say allegedly because if it’s proved in a court of law that the bunny didn’t do that then he could sue them.

[–] alexquiniou@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 0 points 2 days ago

My first thought.

Killed it and used it to make a meme before slaughtering it.

[–] CobraChicken3000@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

I don't know, might've been a set-up

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

We have rotten apples like that in the back yard and there was a bunny spread eagle on the grass sort of looking zoned out. I wonder if that bunny was drunk.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 2 days ago

Putting rabbits on their back induces a trance-like state. It's very stressful for them.