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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 38 minutes ago

Eh? What are you on aboot?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 57 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

When dudes open up with a dick pic on Grindr I am just like "Good. They have the item I'm looking for in stock."

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 27 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Damn imagine if there was a shortage of dicks

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 20 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Have you been on Grindr? Nothing but bottoms. There totally is a shortage of dick lol

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Damn, maybe I should consider turning gay

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 5 points 5 hours ago

You could always do they like do in mexico (from my experience, anyway), you're totally straight so long as you only top or get head. You're only gay if you're the bottom/pasivo.

Do this, and increase the percentage of tops on Grindr. Lol. Right now they're at a buffet, and they're way too damn picky for it lmao

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago

I think I read a sci-fi about that

[–] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 hours ago

Been kinda casually dating for a while, those people are the worst and don't deserve any kind of response.

The only thing they will ever want is a one night stand on their terms and never talk again. These slums of people have completely destroyed my self confidence for a while, and I don't even want to think about what kinda STDs I would have gotten if I slept with them.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Ooh, there's a discount for quantities of 5 or more. Thrifty and slutty, my kind of place!

[–] Ramsesder13te@feddit.org 7 points 7 hours ago

This weirdly looks like it could happen...

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 19 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I call fake! The initial question didn't end with "eh?"

Buncha hosers!

[–] EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 7 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (3 children)

I've had a few dudes approach me in a similar way. If you're interacting in porno spaces online, it's more common than you'd think, buuuut unfortunately still a lot less common than dudes who don't treat me like a person.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 1 points 28 minutes ago* (last edited 27 minutes ago)

They don't treat you as a person on porno places and you are surprised?

What kind of people do you think hang out there... Its not going to be people interested in your soul.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

Are unsolicited pictures of Dick Van Dyke ok?

Oh, pants, now I've asked they won't be unsolicited. I need to really rethink my dick game plans!!

[–] Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I dunno what age range of dick pics you get from people but I, for one, am glad I'm passed my dick pic sending era. You should definitely get treated like a person more often than it sounds like you do.

[–] EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 4 points 8 hours ago

We love character growth!

I guess I should explain a little more: when people approach me with the intent to sext, or whatever, most of them are terrible and disrespectful about it. People who just message me to be like "I like your art!" (i'm a porno artist) or whatever still comprise most of the messages I get and those people are generally good :)

[–] lemmysmash@piefed.social 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

That's... not how it works in other countries?

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

🍆🖼️ hello