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[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

No thanks I don't like ticks and spiders and poison ivy and thorns and ants and snakes and unexploded ordnance.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Allergies too. Unfortunately. However, it's fine. I just won't disturb nature and hopefully don't get killed by it in return.

[–] qualia@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

That just protects you from vengeful nature. Leaves you totally vulnerable to crime of opportunity nature.

[–] redparadise@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago

I'm frolicking off to the dry patch in the north east

[–] Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

There will usually be a walking trail or game trail

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 days ago

Frolic Against the Machine

[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

So it has come to this. Very well then...may the best frolicker win.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

YoFrodo, my allegiance is to the city – to urbanism!

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 7 points 4 days ago

Only a Hippie deals in absolutes.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 3 points 4 days ago

Urban areas require pollinator spaces as well.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

I will both tolick and frolick.

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

I'll do my best to do it perpendicular to you in a vain attempt to be contrarian.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 days ago

One time I met a guy and a girl and we frolicked together against each other for an entire day

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's tough keeping your feet dry when you're... strolling through a dewy meadow.

[–] qualia@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That's why I use "strolling through a dewy meadow" as code for when I wanna talk about kicking in skulls in my music.

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Only a sith deals in absolutes!

[–] SourDragon@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I'm flying above it, circling and watching for anyone who dares interrupt your whimsical frolicking.

Or perhaps I'll just change the whole narrative and say neither of us are frolicking. You're riding on my back as I fly around.