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[–] femtek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah, while I deal with windows at work I was glad they got me a non corporate laptop so I stopped it down to just bare essentials. I do want to try Linux at work but with smart cards and private CAs I'll deal with windows for now.

[–] keyez@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I run Fedora at work that utilizes smart cards and socks proxies, several vpns and private certificates and it works like a charm.

[–] auzy1@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I use Fedora for work. One piece of software I have won't run in wine though, because it does some weird SSL certificate stuff. So, I still need virtual machine manager. but, everything else, including compiling I updated our build tools to work properly in linux.

Fortunately, no smart cards or anything though, and unmanaged system

[–] axh@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You can uninstall software?

[–] dry_water@programming.dev 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Laughs in # rm -rf /* --no-preserve-root

spoilerDo not try this on an actual machine running linux, it can wipe it.

[–] vanillama@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oopsie, I shouldn't have run that and destroyed production, I'm sorry

[–] dry_water@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[–] ghodawalaaman@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

dont worry we have backup

┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

[–] dry_water@programming.dev 2 points 6 days ago

Psst.. Now that we own their backups, let's charge for it.

How many $$$ should be start with? ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

pacman -Rsn pacman

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

So ... how enshittified is Apple nowadays? Last time I had to work on a Windows machine, I installed a Linux desktop in WSL, but those were the pre-LLM days.

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

windows is far worse in enshittification terms. least mac has a bash shell inherently

[–] tunetardis@piefed.ca 9 points 1 week ago

Defaults to zsh these days but bash is certainly still there.

[–] tunetardis@piefed.ca 7 points 1 week ago

Apple has been slow to get into the LLM game and it's not that intrusive at this point, but that could change.

[–] kevincox@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

Apple is a lot better than Windows but slowly getting worse. They keep pushing their own services more and more aggressively while the quality of their software drops over time. Not to mention that iOS is so locked down that they don't have to worry about things like pushing Edge because they just don't allow any other browsers.