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[–] benni@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I'm certain this exact meme has been circulating the internet for several years, but with "dad" instead of "mom" in the caption. I am not crazy and I am not imagining this. I just wonder what's the process behind this new version. Someone recently took the image and rewrote the caption to reference the other parent, but why??

[–] Gerald@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 points 3 hours ago
[–] VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Then make the logo part of the wallpaper so it's not clickable

[–] los0220@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

That was the best prank on the primary school library computers I could think of until I discovered .bat files that could open windows endlessly and the poor windows xp eventually crashed. I also changed the icon on the shortcut to the file, so it looked like IE.

[–] Akh@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Why is she using Google Chrome?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 65 points 1 day ago

Because she can't find Firefox.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She paid for the license, she is going to use it!

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)
[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Why has she got Notepad++ installed?

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 6 points 1 day ago

Notepad++ is quite peak tho

because they refuse to try anything different then what they've been using for a while.

[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She’ll will move it away and replace it with some bonzi buddy virus she just downloaded, and then be complain to you why she can’t login to her bank anymore.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This requires more work but don't make anyone an admin of their computer if they don't know what they're doing and you have to clean it up.

[–] CaptainPedantic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

My uncle wasn't the admin of his (Windows) computer, but he managed to install a web browser that was basically malware. The damn thing didn't require any admin permissions to install, and it automatically ran a powershell script to reinstall itself if it was removed. I had to edit the registry to remove it. It's crazy.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My mother has the sudo password. It's fine, she doesn't mess with the command line unless I write an email saying "open terminal and copy and past this command into it..."

And even then I have to be on the phone with her to explain how to open the terminal. But that's way easier than trying to explain how to navigate through a bunch of menus.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 0 points 1 day ago

Agreed! It's just way easier to explain "open that black box thingy here and then write what i sent ya"

Than "click this, then do that, click this, then write this here press windows and R, write this, the click that..."

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Damn, that pictures almost old enough to stop being a prime target for the IDF and Donald Trump.

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 2 points 22 hours ago

So what 6 months?

[–] finley@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You didn’t install Linux?

[–] RedGreenBlue@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] finley@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I mean, at least Firefox or LibreFox or WaterFox…

If they were willing to spend 30 minutes in Photoshop, did they at least install an ad blocker ffs? someone gave enough of a shit to put VLC on there at least…

Oy gevalt

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

This needs to be made standard after a mandatory age verification check during Windows activation. Sorry boomers, you'll be patronised by Windows even more than regular users

[–] stevles@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Guessing it’s a shared device. I don’t know a mother of someone old enough to use computers and post on Lenny that would give two f*cks about CPU-Z

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago
[–] yakko@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

Reminds me of an episode of Harmontown where Schrab was complaining about the chairs and Dan said, "can we get Schrab like, a sarcastically comfy chair?"

Exaggerated accommodation. Comedy gold