I have a friend tell me he likes holes in the ground filled with water... I know he means well
this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2026
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My missus was telling me about a way to join two pieces of sheet metal together.
It was riveting.
You have to be careful with comments like that. You can really dig yourself into a hole ..
Alright you're grounded!
ITT
She yearns for the mines
Not as boring as this joke.
Thats the point
No, the tip is the point. It’s usually pointed at whatever you’re boring a hole into.
I thought it was a bit.
A stout, rugged lady.
🏅
Lameo