I used to wake up with 207 bones, but now I only wake up with 206 bones.
this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2026
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Me too, thanks HRT! ๐
I too lost a leg
Wakes up with 195 bones
((the bone goblin visited again))
Better than a visit from the foreskin fairy..
If your foreskin is under your pillow she just takes it. And apparently it doesn't even matter if it's still attached or not :(
Mine comes every night to take mine off, but she just cant do it. First she tried with her left hand, and then with her right...
Wakes up with 205 bones (somebody cracked one of my teeth while I was sleeping)
That stress ain't good for you
careful or I'm gonna hit you with baculum facts
Spent lots of time trying to explain morning wood to the new live in GF
How did she not know about mourning wood already?
She hadn't lost anyone close to her until she moved in.
Oh man. Iโm leaving it for posterity.
Baculum? I hardly knew him!
This meme aged well.