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[–] snoons@piefed.ca 121 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Owwww please drink some damn water bro

[–] DokPsy@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago

That was my first thought. Dudes dehydrated as fuck

Came here to say the same thing.

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 week ago

Yep. Came here to say the same.

[–] gilindoeslemmy@lemmy.world 63 points 1 week ago

Get that guy a sandwich. Either one. They’ll both appreciate it.

These two regularly match on grindr

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dude on top is an interesting anatomical study.

Hot? Naaahh.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

probably on roids, at 50 you definitely on some PEDs at that point. like the rob guy from isaip, he was full on roids looking that buff.(he tried to downplay it)

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Obviously he's stacking.

But he's also got serious discipline to cut like that.

Stacks without effort gets you the Elon body.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

yea you still need to workout alot.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's also the kind of guy who would take and share pictures like that, so no thanks.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

"I cosplay an Assassin's Creed character with an eating disorder. You can not possibly imagine how rank my farts are."

"Oooh!"

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 16 points 1 week ago

For some reason I initially thought this was a picture of him like getting onto a bus, like why are you flashing these random public transportation riders your midsection

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

I know which one would be nicer to hug.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 week ago

The muscle guy looks gross. It's not attractive (said the cis white male).

[–] Maroon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Both bodies are valid. Both men are cool.

I'll judge them based on how they treat others.

[–] tmyakal@infosec.pub 4 points 1 week ago

Both bodies are valid

Actually, I think that first guy really needs to drink some water.

[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

When I was 34, I got one of them smart scales, and it told me my physical age was 66. So, I started running. At 50, the same scale is putting my physical age at 29. The numbers may not be accurate, but still show how dramatic the effect of active lifestyle may be. Of course, along with running came other changes, such as a healthier diet, but adopting a fitness routine (may not be necessarily running) is the first step.

For the record, I look like a daddy long legs now, not like a cheese grater. But still better than a beer keg I was before.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Shrivel and puff.

[–] bigpEE@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Lots of crabs sour graping in here

[–] alexquiniou@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

That's gross. The first guy.