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[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I don’t think that’s true.

[–] YoFrodo@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago

It is. You can trust me, I make shitposts.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Doubt it is. Only the queen ant has sex afaik and I think they do it somewhere else but even if they do it on the ground it's like a once in a lifetime thing for them so the amount of ant sex being had in the grass is probably close to zero.

[–] Ozymandias1688@feddit.org 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yes they do it either in the air while flying or in the nest (rarely).

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You mean in the air that we're breathing?

[–] bryophile@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Every breath you take is full of mushroom sex spores anyway

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.nz 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And tree cum in the spring

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

April comes about

70 degrees

Everything smells like

Cum trees!

Yay Bradford pears, and basswood

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 points 5 days ago

Wait until you find out about tree pollen!

[–] paorzz@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Just fyi, all your parents had sex on earth. So I’m not going to touch that either 😤

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 5 days ago
[–] daannii@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Archer season 2. Ep 5. There is an scene where this guy is dying from a bomber plane crash. And this other soldier there offers him his water canteen. And the dying guy replies

"I never touch the stuff, fish fuck in it".