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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 221 points 1 month ago (9 children)
[–] mobyduck648@lemmy.world 79 points 1 month ago (4 children)

In the world of sloppageddon, I actually don't mind being bamboozled by a photoshop now and then.

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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 61 points 1 month ago

some truths are best left untold

[–] owl@infosec.pub 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh yeah? But maybe rectangle train is the Edit.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

Triangle man beats Particle man

Dewey defeats Truman

My cat is an asshole

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Photoshop? In this economy?

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[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

In East German railways, vertices often had to be sacrificed because of cost and supply issues. After reunification some were donated by the West, but it just wasn't the same.

[–] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

It exists in my heart.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Angle train, triangle train, boom...

Train triangle angle train.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Pikotaro did a covid psa where he combined soap and hands

https://youtu.be/WKfolJv6Kx8?t=10s

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[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 75 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Missed opportunity to paint it like a toblerone.

[–] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago

Trainblerone

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You wouldn't fight a train.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] dvlsg@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Holy smokes, what kind of grinding did that person have to do to get those HP numbers by the time they were at the phantom train

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Well not with that attitude.

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Almost a Toblerone on wheels.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Just one more thing...

[–] FahrenheitGhost@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 17 points 1 month ago

Who toblerowns it?

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Triangle Train, Triangle Train Triangle Train hates Particle Train They have a fight, nobody wins Triangle Train

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Universe train, universe train. Size of the entire universe train. Usually kind to smaller train. Universe train

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[–] enkille@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

That’s just the egg of a big toblerone

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Got me wondering for a moment... even if it was real, what would be its practicality? Things like this are rarely done so just because.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fitting into a triangular tunnel of that exact shape and size

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But it all goes in the square hole anyway.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I hope this train Tolbarones on time.

[–] Phantom_Feline17@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago
[–] kayohtie@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago

It's the Toot-Toot-Toblerone

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago
[–] SnerkRabbledauber@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago

Isn't this a train that takes you to a vault in Borderlands?

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

Like triangles?
Like trains?
Come to West Yorkshire and visit Shipley's Triangular Train Station!

Shipley Train Station (wiki link)

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

I also wondered if there were any triangle tra... Actually no.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

How to train your triangle?

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

Fahrgastdifferenzierungsmodul

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This train isn't scalene any cliffs.

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[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Surely to be Pythagorean it'd have to be a right triangle, not an isosceles triangle. 📐

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Needs a gap between the cars to properly look like Toblerone Express

[–] DwellerVortex@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The design is quite cool but it will be really limited when it comes to containing the passengers

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

That depends on actual ceiling height. Might be perfectly fine. Or you just drive around little people.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Dorito express.

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