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[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Surely to be Pythagorean it'd have to be a right triangle, not an isosceles triangle. πŸ“

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 219 points 2 days ago (9 children)
[–] mobyduck648@lemmy.world 77 points 2 days ago (4 children)

In the world of sloppageddon, I actually don't mind being bamboozled by a photoshop now and then.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

yeah, they wouldn't have angled the undercarriage, the windows and doors would just leak water

or maybe... the one on the left is the photoshop! /s

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 60 points 2 days ago

some truths are best left untold

[–] owl@infosec.pub 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh yeah? But maybe rectangle train is the Edit.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago

Triangle man beats Particle man

Dewey defeats Truman

My cat is an asshole

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Photoshop? In this economy?

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Cheaper than AI generated

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

In East German railways, vertices often had to be sacrificed because of cost and supply issues. After reunification some were donated by the West, but it just wasn't the same.

[–] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

It exists in my heart.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Angle train, triangle train, boom...

Train triangle angle train.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Pikotaro did a covid psa where he combined soap and hands

https://youtu.be/WKfolJv6Kx8?t=10s

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[–] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago

Trainblerone

[–] FahrenheitGhost@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I was gonna say trainblarone, but this works too

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I hope this train Tolbarones on time.

Forbidden snack

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 73 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Missed opportunity to paint it like a toblerone.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You wouldn't fight a train.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] dvlsg@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Holy smokes, what kind of grinding did that person have to do to get those HP numbers by the time they were at the phantom train

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[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Almost a Toblerone on wheels.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Just one more thing...

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

My initial guess would be to avoid tipping over in high wind

Isn't this a train that takes you to a vault in Borderlands?

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Got me wondering for a moment... even if it was real, what would be its practicality? Things like this are rarely done so just because.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

So it doesn't blow over in high winds?

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fitting into a triangular tunnel of that exact shape and size

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But it all goes in the square hole anyway.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 1 day ago

...the triangle, triangle... shudder and whimper

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This train isn't scalene any cliffs.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That is an acute observation.

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Are you being obtuse? The train is a triangle!

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Triangle Train, Triangle Train Triangle Train hates Particle Train They have a fight, nobody wins Triangle Train

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[–] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

Fahrgastdifferenzierungsmodul

[–] Phantom_Feline17@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago
[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 17 points 2 days ago

Who toblerowns it?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago

I also wondered if there were any triangle tra... Actually no.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Needs a gap between the cars to properly look like Toblerone Express

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

That’s just the egg of a big toblerone

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