What an idiot. Old age can strike at any age.
this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2026
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Shit, I think I just came down with a case of old age.
I don't have a lawn, though.
I was just reading about the world's youngest baby
Oooh Subways! Burrowing Trains!
Looks like Boston/MBTA
Park Street?
No silly, it’s autism. Says so right on the sign.
You silly, autism is the weather, not the place
On a Venn diagram, there's quite an overlap between autism and trains.
Red Line?! But I parked my trolley in Hansa territory! 😓
Even easier to tell his age now hes dead. Cut the leg and count the rings
Even better when he's dead you only have to find out his age once. It won't change later.
I shall walk into the den of autists and neurodivergent folk and be confused when they act like autists and neurodivergent folk.
"Though I walk through the shadow of the valley of autists, I will fear no missed social cues, for thou art autistic, as am I."
You can tell me I'm a doctor, and don't call me Surely.
But why wasn't he in a hospital?
- Chuckle at meme.
- Consider subject matter.
- If I know something interesting, skip to 7. Otherwise continue to 4.
- Briefly look up meme's subject matter.
- (Optional) Spend enough time down a rabbit hole that my employer and/or loved ones would not be happy.
- Determine whether I've learned something interesting. If so, continue to 7. If not, skip to 8.
- Report it to the rest of you neurodivergent weirdos.
- Revisit meme and chuckle a final time.
the amount of people that responded to my meme seriously even though I literally said "this isn't just boomerhumor, you're missing something" is halarious
https://sh.itjust.works/post/65148362
I remember this post. I totally misunderstood it, downvoted, but saw the post text at the last second. Spent a full minute trying to figure it out. Finally got it. Good stuff. Upvoted. Thanks for your service
When I forget to add a /s to my obviously sarcastic shitpost comment
Sometimes people just like a little onion on their sandwich. NBD
Isn't that twitter though?
Probably all the self-diagnosed autism.