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The mouse did not survive interrogation.

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[–] Ascend910@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago

it is frying here during summer in Australia. I have to buy a seperate airconditioner for the server room and pipe it into the intake of my home lab/nas so it would not shut down on me

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

mouse not pictured

Got my hopes up for nothing!

[–] conorab@lemmy.conorab.com 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Fun fact - he's called that because this same thing happened to him with a dead mouse in the pc case.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I got a little fanless atom PC from work that was being tossed because it "didn't work." It did work you would just have to apply pressure to it before boot because the CPU must have been coming unsoldered. I just stuck it on the bottom of like 30 pounds of gear and never had a problem.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

How on earth did you diagnose that one?

[–] teawrecks@sopuli.xyz 21 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Forester@pawb.social 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I have a strong suspicion that the answer is mammilion

[–] percent@infosec.pub 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

That sounds like a lot. Is it more than a bajillion, or less?

[–] Forester@pawb.social 2 points 7 hours ago
[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 12 points 15 hours ago

Back in the day of BBS’ my buddy had a wonky modem. If I picked up phone , pursed my lips and did a squeaky sound the modem worked and I could log into BBS.

[–] BartyDeCanter@piefed.social 16 points 16 hours ago

Not exactly self-hosting, but I've worked at two different academic labs that had unique issues and small budgets.

The first was on top of a mountain at 3km elevation. The low air pressure meant that all hard drives had a lifespan of no more than a year before starting to have issues. This was in the pre-SSD days. The "solution" was to boot from a floppy, never compress data, and have a student return the drives to a low elevation and swap them for the prior ones every six months.

The second was at a place that was using old Datacube MaxVideo hardware that we would never have the budget to replace. It would crash if the room temperature got above about 18C, so we set the thermostat to 15C. Which doesn't sound too bad until you've tried sitting at a desk for 8 hours where everything is 15C and the heat is just slowly leaving your body into the chair, the desk, and the keyboard. And then you walk outside where it is 32C and instantly start sweating because you're still in several layers and fingerless gloves.

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago

I had a screen get burn in (forgot to turn it off, oops) removed it from the laptop, waited 3 days, put it back in and it was flawless again.

I had a laptop that refused ethernet and would only ever use wifi... When the ethernet was connected. No wifi unless that cord was connected. Confirmed it was, indeed, wifi by using a dummy connector.

Bought a 10tb hdd that refused to read anything at all, opened it for giggles/curiosity and found a piece of scotch tape stuck to one of the disks and one of 4 disks completely shattered. The disk was still factory sealed (by appearance, anyways; they still had the antitamper stickers)

[–] SirHaxalot@nord.pub 55 points 23 hours ago (19 children)

No mouse problem, but I've had to take measures to prevent cat-related downtime. Cats and power-button at the top is not a good combination.

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[–] cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 hours ago

I have a small piece of acrylic sheet taped over the power and reset buttons on my server for that reason. At least I don't have to worry about mice.

[–] Carl@anarchist.nexus 8 points 18 hours ago

They make sprung flip-top covers specifically for this reason. It’s just a little adhesive square/circle that you stick over the power/reset button, and it has a flip-top that automatically springs closed again.

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[–] kfh@lemmy.world 33 points 21 hours ago

Then you tell people about it on IRC and become known as "the dead mouse guy".

But the maximum nickname length on the IRC server is limited, so you settle for "deadmau5" as your nick.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Goddamn I hate mice. I just had to tear out the entire contents of a combine cab to get rid of their piss and shit, and fix the wiring they chewed off.

[–] Cyber@feddit.uk 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I had to modify the wiring in a - fairly new - tractor once.

I opened up an inspection panel and found a pair of pliers in there, used them to fix the wiring and took them out.

I gained a tool and fixed an annoying rattle too.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

You wouldn't believe how many rusty old vicegrips I own because of this sort of thing. Hell, I held a seeder meterbox on with vicegrips this spring, I'm one to talk. Couldn't get a new holder clip for it, and the meterbox was cracked so I ordered a new one and limped by with the vicegrips until we were done.

[–] Ebby@lemmy.ssba.com 96 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I lost a raspberry pi for a couple months. Just couldn't find the darn thing. It was working fine serving away.

Turns out it was in the basement. I forgot I moved it to be closer to my tilt Hydrometer.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 23 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Oh, good thing you wrote this. I'm about to give one of my printers away and there's still a pi inside

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[–] Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I hosted shit for about ten years before really understanding how local dns worked.

Imagine a primitive society that discovered literally every major modern scientific achievement, but somehow missed the wheel. That's basically how my first setup went lol.

[–] greatwhitebuffalo41@piefed.social 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I do not self host. I just wandered in here. Do you have suggested resources to learn more about DNS? I feel like generally searching shit sucks to get an answer like that lately.

[–] Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

A dns server knows what and where things are. That's its only real job, to tell who's asking where say, http://eff.org/ is.

"Ay homie, where's https://eff.org/?"

over here - 173.239.79.200

"thanks, bud!"

The issue is, the dns server you use by default is under the control of whoever your provider is, and as a result, they get all of your dns lookups like the example above as well as every porn site, every piracy site, everywhere.

Installing your own, or simply moving to one your provider has no business with like 9.9.9.9 can help keep your dns queries more private, go a step further and use encrypted dns, as many providers supply, and you'll be even further covered.

Installing your own, however, comes with the added perk of being able to apply your own dns entries. Suddenly local addresses can have custom names without ever touching a hosts file. Neat! Use DNS certs and you've got local SSL!

I would go find something applicable to feed you for a dns 101, but my old resources don't exist. I just know stuff from years of doing it and failing over and over until things work.

[–] cenzorrll@piefed.ca 2 points 11 hours ago

I have a feeling there's a point in time where most non-it self-hosters got fed up with ads and installed pihole, then learned about DNS. I have a feeling that started about five years ago.

Now it's probably hand in hand with how necessary a pihole is.

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[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 15 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Fail2ban crashing on 3 seperate days i tried setting it up then one day i did the exact same thing an it worked

[–] deft@lemmy.wtf 15 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

One time when I was 10 my PS2 wouldn't work so I threatened to punch it if it didn't work again. It didn't work so I punched it. Then it worked.

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 8 points 17 hours ago

Ahh yes, the "Impact Fix" works everytime til it doesn't. Had a monitor with a loose wire to the power button. For almost a year a forceful tap in the correct spot would make it work, til one day

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[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 64 points 1 day ago (10 children)

For a while, the windows machine I was using kept randomly becoming unresponsive (both via network, as well as the keyboard+mouse) and I just could not figure out why. Everytime it did, I'd have to force a shutdown by holding the power button until it shutoff, then press it again to start back up. Sometimes this happened while I wasn't home, so it had to just stay offline until I was.

I got sick of having to do this; so I replaced the power button with a transistor and a RPI. The PI would ping the server every 5min; if it failed to get a response 3 times in a row, it would trigger the transistor for 10sec, release for 3sec, then press and release again; forcing a poweroff then starting the machine again. It'd also write these events to a log file. I think it was around twice a week ish.

Never did figure out what the cause of the lockup was; but it stopped when I replaced windows with Debian.

[–] irotsoma@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 hours ago

Yeah getting rid of windows solves many issues, LOL. I have always refused to run any server with windows, outside of being forced to at work. 😁

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 9 points 18 hours ago

Note to any future lemmings who find this thread troubleshooting the same symptom…

  1. Rule out unswitched (non-chipset, direct CPU lanes) PCI connectivity and power issues by testing without specific PCI components. Unstable PCI errors can be missed during post and present later after boot, and Windows is especially bad at handling it transparently. Common culprits include GPU sag, dubious riser extensions, and anemic PSUs
  2. If there is a “high bandwidth” feature toggle for RAM in your BIOS settings that is currently on, try turning it off
  3. If your system drive is an NVMe blade with a Phizon controller, check if the manufacturer software has a firmware update available.
  4. If the freeze is regular but not persistent, try turning the polling rate down on your mouse, and if it’s wired, try to make sure it’s plugged into one of the board’s SOC-hosted USB 2.0 ports
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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 18 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Not selfhosting, but I remember standing in a server room with a hands' width of water on the ground (and rising), and hastily shutting down servers where the water was already in the case. It were big towers (Compaq Proliant, if anyone remembers), and luckily the board, drives, and PSU were in the top part of the big tower cases, the drive bays at the bottom were empty.

We got all equipment out safely, and we did not get electrocuted, either. We left with the last equipment when the water level was approaching the knees.

[–] hersh@literature.cafe 7 points 18 hours ago

Reminds me of a time at my old job. It was a small office and this was before "the cloud" was a buzzword, so we had a little server room running a few boxes for AD, Exchange, and the thick end of our thin clients.

This "server room" was basically a large closet behind my office, retrofitted with its own AC.

We had residential units on the higher floors of our building. Residents occasionally thought to themselves "you know what makes a great hanging rack? Sprinkler pipes!" Hijinks ensued.

That was a fun call to get at 10PM.

Shoutout to the facilities guy who immediately thought to run a makeshift tarp over the server rack, fashioned from trash bags. No permanent damage.

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[–] somenonewho@feddit.org 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also mouse not pictures

I was frantically searching for it, then i opended the post to See if the comments found it ...

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