this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2026
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Shirts That Go Hard

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Share shirts that go hard.

Example A, B, C1 C2


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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago
[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 3 points 6 days ago

Context is overrated.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 2 points 6 days ago

Why is this an issue? They would still have a t-shirt that read that even if there hadn't been a misprint.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 1 points 6 days ago

Wear a hat with the first half

[–] Chick0nPlayz@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Hey I'll have that shirt if OOP doesn't want it 🫪

[–] DougPiranha42@lemmy.world 89 points 1 week ago

Honestly, I think it’s better this way.

[–] Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 76 points 1 week ago (4 children)

This is how I imagine the owner of this t-shirt now

[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You think he likes fish sticks?

[–] Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

Yes, I think he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Saying “fish sticks” aloud sounds very similar to saying “fish dicks.”

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a super overrated joke, you shouldn't worry about it.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

The funnier part to me is that he didn’t understand the joke when it was released, and got mad about it later.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Riiiiight in the grouper pooper

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago
[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I don’t know if I got the original’s intent. How does the missing line make it still not sound like he should be banned from aquariums?

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 11 points 1 week ago

It's a parody of a somewhat common shirt that says "Women love me. Fish fear me".

[–] ServantOfRa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 week ago

Sure, Troy McClure.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Deep cut reference. Outstanding.

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You can pair it with the hat

[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Make america great again

Because I fuck the fish

That's a heck of a dadaistic phrase.

[–] underisk@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This would be even funnier than just the whole slogan on the shirt. Gives it a little bit of comedic timing.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

Send that shit to Kanye

[–] PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

When you are a straight fish fucker but then the clownfish you are hitting come out as trans so now you are questioning your sexuality

[–] dismay3915@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

It isn't that different from the original quote

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

That's even better :)

[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Just looking for your Umbriel to settle down with?

[–] SchadeMarmelade@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

I mean, apart from that being a weirdessage you'd wanna send, the core of it is still there. I don't see the problem.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're giving away the best and most secret part of fishing! Shut the FUCK up!

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

The first rule of fish fuck...

[–] crazyslinkz@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Great shirt for Troy McClure...

Edit: oops someone already made this reference