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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

this one isn't thc but it's funny

also obligatory fuck carts, this post was made by the dry herb valorization club (for home use, there's somewhat valid arguments otherwise)

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

I like how smoking became a thing you can do with electronics. We'll fucking buy any thing or idea out there without too much thought. The "cool" factor among our peers is a strong motivator and the marketing people know this.

[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Vapes teach you how to suck robot dick. Get your flower on a bong.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

robot dick 🤤

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This was posted moments before mankind discovered the LD50 of weed.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

In toxicology, the median lethal dose, LD50 (abbreviation for "lethal dose, 50%"), LC50 (lethal concentration, 50%) or LCt50 is a toxic unit that measures the lethal dose of a given substance.[1] The value of LD50 for a substance is the dose required to kill half the members of a tested population after a specified test duration.

huh TIL

[–] clif@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Go back in time and buy Mudvayne's LD50 album then go to the library to figure out wtf that stands for

... I didn't buy this album to learn but it happened anyway :D

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Last time I checked, the LD50 is basically impossible to reach via normal methods.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, I think with weed, you're more likely to die by being crushed by a bale of it than by smoking enough of it to kill you.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Or just die of smoke inhalation.

[–] MacAnus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago
[–] Forbo@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

This site says about 1.27 grams per kg of bodyweight, so for an average weight of 70 kg that's like 90 grams of straight THC. Hooo-weee

https://www.aatbio.com/resources/toxicity-lethality-median-dose-td50-ld50/delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Idk if it's just me, but carts always make me uncontrollably cough compared to smoking or even taking dabs off my rig. Every cart I've tried tastes bad or tickles my throat lol

Complete opposite for me, but I still prefer smoking. Edibles are the best, but get expensive quick.

Carts are usually smooth for me and then I'm glued to whatever surface I was on. I don't particularly like feeling the way I do with vape carts, but they are good for when I wake up at 3am, I'm asleep before the negative feelings show up.

Always like the feeling when I hit a bong, even if it sometimes makes me cough a lung or three out.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Probably because you're actually smoking the cart. Some of that vapor is the smoking implement. You could put the cleanest concentrates in disposable carts and they'd still taste like shit because you're probably smoking plastic or something else that isn't THC.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nice devices won’t burn any plastic or other material, but you’re right—almost all carts are not nice carts. Ideally the kanthal won’t heat up enough to burn anything, or vaporize anything other than the viscous liquid inside. Difficult to do that with something more viscous than PG/VG solution, though! Even 100% VG, much less viscous than THC solutions, is difficult to get right.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why I avoid anything disposables/ carts.

Divine Tribe's v5 is where it's at. Their heater cups are the opposite of disposable. With minimum cleaning I've had heating elements last six plus months. Every few sessions you just up the voltage and burn it clean and it literally turns shiny and new. I've only had the elements break from drops.

Though you will knock people on their ass if they're expecting your typical pen and instead they're pretty much getting a dab.

[–] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I love the xl cups

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Voltage too high. Gotta get a battery that lets you adjust it. The legal carts here are amazing. Great flavor. Gotta do it a low voltage though or else I get that same bad taste/throat tickle

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Openvapeshop.com

Variable voltage and easy to maintain or clean. I’ve had one for 8 years and just $30

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The only ones I’ve enjoyed are something like “Live rosin” and “Diamonds” or whatever, those are super tasty and stuff. Oil carts are horrible.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Anything live and liquid diamonds is going to be way cleaner but still an oil cart.

Distillates are rougher with more plant material and tend to burn hotter leading to more coughing.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago

5100 threaded cart. 100 gram size.

[–] mbp@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What dry herb vape?

I love my dynavap but I wanna make a "ball vape" soon.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Storz & Bickel's Volcano is a great device. It's not cheap, but it's been one of the best investments (covid stim check) I ever made.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dynavap is a great starter, DaVinci worked out nicely for precise dosing, Pax seemed a bit low-end and ran too hot, Volcano would easily be my favorite.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The local dispensary is trying to convince me to buy one but idk. How is the smell? I live with other people and we have a rule of no smoking in the house because we don't want the place smelling like that.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

If you’ve ever baked it to decarb for eddies it’s the same dry earthy smell for most but still changes depending on temperature and terpenes. If you use the bad and turn off the fan, the volcano is not too smelly, and Dyna is small enough it’s less offensive than an oil vape.

Remember your decarbed flower is not burned, and is activated and great for edibles best @ 180-190°C

[–] Ostrakon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

The volcano is great, one of my favorite purchases ever. That said, anyone claiming it doesn't smell might have a skewed frame of reference. It won't stink up your apartment as bad as smoking for sure, but vaping flower absolutely smells like pot and it will be very noticeable if it's your daily driver and/or your landlord visits while you are using it. If it's just occasional use you may be fine but honestly this thing will become a daily driver. So fucking good. Makes pot last forever, even when my tolerance is high my wife and I can split a half gram and be sent to space.

Their portable dry vapes might be more up your alley. The Mighty is also excellent, but I haven't tried their smaller models.

[–] SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago