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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't know much about Japanese work or family culture, but.... Why does everybody hate you, including your wife AND kids? Either you're a giant piece of shit, or everybody else is.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago

I assumed it was the typical boomer "my family hates me" dynamic, a.k.a OP is indeed a shit

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Be Japanese

Have dead-end job in back of office

No work to do, no upward mobility, no future opportunities

Collect a steady paycheck every two weeks. Feels-Good-Man.jpg

New PM takes office. Goes full MAGA nationalist. Picks trade wars. Starts fights with neighbors. Alienates people inside our own sphere of influence even.

Oh shit, bros. Looks like its another All-Ramen month again.

[–] hirihit640@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

The new PM started on Oct 2025, clearly according to the graph the economy was already bad by then

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Her party (the LDP) has been in power (except for like 4 years) for 6 decades straight. Turns out classic liberals (ie conservatives) don't have any answers when things start going to shit.

[–] hirihit640@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just looked it up and 26 out of the nation's 28 presidents have all been LDP. They have dominated since 1955.

In other words, Japan has also seen tremendous growth under the LDP. So it seems a bit reductionist to judge the party based on the performance of the past 10 years.

[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Japan has had a "Lost Decade" of economic stagnation since the 1990s.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The new PM started on Oct 2025

The Liberal Democrats have been in charge since 2012.

[–] hirihit640@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

So in your comment why did you call out just the new PM? And the LDP has dominated since 1955, so Japan did quite well under them too, for many years.

[–] IDraw4u@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

But that exact thing happened in USAmerica when they did it? Who could've predicted this result!?!?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

I read the whole thing as a psyop from Russia and China. How to break up NATO? Get its members to disrespect each other

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[–] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Boss can't fire me because i'm japanese

well obviously this is not real

[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They can but it's unusual. They have an honor system and expect people to quit. They'll go as far as sticking people in a room with nothing to do and not able to sleep until they give up, essentially adult time out.

[–] herr@feddit.org 1 points 6 hours ago

It’s unusual because it’s a pain in the ass for the company legally. And the honor system is more like hey please quit or we’ll try to make life hell.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

They expect to own you until the day you die.

Interviewed for a job there. They asked how long I would want to work for them. Told them I'd absolutely love to work for them as long as they can host my visa, and I'd love to even become a citizen.

That... Was not the right answer.

The interview was over from them on.

I still do not know what I said wrong. They don't allow remote work so... Do they want me to become an illegal just to work for them?

[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

Probably the visa aspect. Japan is like famously racist and xenophobic.

[–] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

I'm so at my wits end with hiring managers that I would just email "okay so what was the right answer??"

[–] Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't know the full story, but that is apparently somewhat true. That's why you'll hear in games and manga that someone in a fairly auspicious position will get punished by cleaning toilets or something.

I see. That's incredibly based then?

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 150 points 3 days ago (12 children)

Yeah, no, when someone’s secluded, they’re often put in an empty room without so much as a window, and given literally nothing to do, but sit there. Can’t even have a phone out. It’d drive me mad enough to quit, and the same is true of lots of people.

[–] toph@feddit.uk 14 points 2 days ago

This would be considered power harassment in Japan and you can sue for it. Companies try to do it anyways though.

[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 76 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is the story of a man named Stanley...

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 67 points 3 days ago

imaginary friend game weak

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 53 points 3 days ago

It’d drive me mad enough to quit, and the same is true of lots of people.

So you're saying it works.

[–] Waterpumpee@lemmus.org 28 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Not legal in countries where you cant outright fire people. You have to get them tasks. No phone out wouldnt be enforceable unless they sit you in a bunker with no connection.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is it? It's your boss' duty to provide you with work and they cannot dock your pay (outside of special circumstances) if they don't have work for you, but they can absolutely pay you to sit around and drink coffee in case work comes around.

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

I believe what they're saying is you can't use work assignment to pressure someone to quit as a way around labor protections.

As with a lot of legal stuff, the intent matters.

[–] Ostrakon@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (18 children)

It being illegal doesn't stop people from doing it.

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[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 65 points 2 days ago

fake: anon has a wife
gay: anon is punished by his boss and likes it, which is clearly a euphemism for the forbidden but very kinky relationship between anon and his boss

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 50 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The entire not leaving until your boss leaves (who also must leave after her boss leaves) leads to a chain where only the CEO gets off first, leading to the really toxic 14 hour days. At least layoffs don't seem to be as prevalent there.

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[–] atro_city@fedia.io 32 points 2 days ago (7 children)

WHY IS NOBODY CREATING MORE MEAT FOR THE MACHINE!?!?!?

Politicians unable to get people to make fuck trophies because they can't afford crap, have to slave away until they're 70, return to a shoe box as a home, breathe polluted air from birth to death, and survive a burning planet.

No idea why people don't want to pump out more than 2.1 units per woman. It's a total mystery!

[–] DeepRoots@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I agree with you but people who call other humans fuck trophies or crotch goblins are usually just the fucking worst most insufferable people ever.

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