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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Thought it was a moody piss jug at first glance

[–] Drathro@sh.itjust.works 2 points 20 hours ago

An out of focus Amazon van in the background would instantly alter the whole vibe of the image in that direction, for sure.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Motherfucker needs to hydrate

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] notabot@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

The great circle of life.

[–] DigDoug@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Moody Piss Jug is the name of my new Punk/Shoegaze band.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Drop the SoundCloud link

[–] Sly2@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

John sat down beside the old horsetrack. The sound of clacking hooves had dissapeared months ago, along with the voices of people. He watched the clouds passing by at unnatural speed, churning and changing colors. Whatever it was that had brought this mysterious and sudden plight upon humanity, had a cruel ironic beauty in it. Maybe today his batch would finally show the promised effect. He stared at the jar. This must be it. The final remedy promised in the scrolls and books he had studied for so long. The sweet tea to heal them all and end this beautiful madness. He filled a cup .. and drank it.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Instantly, a sense of overwhelming power and justice grew out of his stomach and rattled his teeth. Casting aside the lingering thoughts about sugar and caffeine content, he curled his hand into an almighty fist, wound himself down tight whilst fixating at the sky above, and then, with a deep beath, released. The effect was immediate, a hot stewy mass descended down his left trouser leg with a movement so swift that he knew he would not need to wipe.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

"~~Accidentally~~ Casually." That was definitely intentional framing. Otherwise the tea would have been centered.

The composition is just too solid for me to believe it wasn't on purpose.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 1 day ago

Thanks! Corrected.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (5 children)

That's some weird bokeh. What lens is this?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 23 hours ago

A small jpg with normal bokeh that was then fed into an AI “upscaler” that is desperately inventing details.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

My guess is it's digital processing, phones are increasingly baking it into certain photo modes.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

It usually doesn't look like that though.

Some weird or really old lenses can have effects like this though.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Da fuck is a bokeh? Sounds like a typo

[–] chrizzowski@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Photography word for the out of focus bits. The design of the lens, shape and quantity is aperture blades, maximum aperture size, distance to the subject, all kinds of stuff make the blurry bits different. Phones often try to fake this with a portrait mode setting.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah, im assuming it is a word of non-english origin then. I'll look it up, curious of the pronunciation

Iirc it's Japanese but morphed to stop people pronouncing it boak

[–] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

A bundle of flowers

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago
[–] Bobbysaurus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The bokeh makes no sense at all, it’s either added by a (terrible) smartphone software or, of course, good old AI slop.

[–] Pat@feddit.nu 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Bobbysaurus@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

I know that, I even tried it in the past. If you zoom in on the trees, you’ll see that the bokeh looks totally off. Soft and pixelated at the same time, that just doesn’t add up.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Sweet dolla tea from McDonald's - I drink that.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Looks like AI slop upscaling on the background. Might be some sort of in-camera post processing.

There's either a line of tall, single, white posts down the middle of the brown patch of dirt, or the distance fence posts got extended somehow.

[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

yeah the background is fucky, like a sharpened blur effect or something

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 1 points 1 day ago

Man don't you remember the Instagram hashtagnofilter days with bullishit filters, I've seen filters do this

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

My old S4 and S8 did take pictures like that. Especially the S4 with heavy post processing using Snapseed.
Boosted highlights, boosted contrast, boosted shadows.