this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2026
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[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 63 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Are there... Ads embedded in this meme?

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

I'm not sure because I'm so hungry. Maybe after I crush a Mr. beast brand Feastable I'll be able to tell.

[–] WizardArtsPropaganda@sh.itjust.works 45 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Good thing those 4 puppets pointed, I nearly missed it.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 47 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's a relief. The original only had one Grover, which I thought wasn't acceptable for audiences in 2026.

[–] WizardArtsPropaganda@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You can never have to many Grovers, and those 3 images at the bottom are a wonderful addition.

[–] kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

we can go deeper

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

"those puppets" excuse me?! That's fucking Grover, bitch! Never forget

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 4 days ago (3 children)

In 2022 I was watching the new beauty and the beast with some family and thought "damn, Angela lansbury definitely did it better, I wonder how long ago she died" and looked her up. My spouse and I were surprised to find out she was still alive, and said as much. 3 days later, she died.

Last week, we were watching the Muppet treasure island and I looked up a more recent picture of Tim curry and thought "wow, he's old now"

Four days ago I saw a recent picture of dolly Parton and thought "she looks good for 80, I hope she is doing okay"

So here I sit, looking at a recent photo of the Cheeto Man, and I must say... He looks super old, I'm surprised he's not dead.

crosses fingers and hopes real hard

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Sorry, I'm sure this is thoughtful and well-written, but the word-to-Grover ratio is way off. I can't read it.

GIF of Grover from Sesame Street pointing at the camera

[–] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Please say my name. I’ve been thinking off good ways to off myself and have decided this is deep fried enough

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 4 days ago

Don't you dare say my fucking name! Don't you say it!

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Thank you for the extra bits. I might have been bored if there was only just a meme here, but because of the game footage, body cam video, and Family Guy clip, I was thoroughly entertained the whole time.

I might also have missed the punchline, but you highlighted it in such a way as to be compatible with my rotted brain.

Excellent shitpost.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

As someone with ADHD, I really just hope this post sets an example for use of Grovers as an accessibility feature for shitposts going forward.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

If you want it to gain traction post the transparent .PNG of Grover or else you'll be seeing a lot of Grover background and a lot less of the original images.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

wtf ublock origin. Why aren't blocking this shit in this meme?

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Mine is working fine. Does yours not look like this:

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Man, what filter lists are you running for this? I could have sworn I had all of them checked.

[–] vogi@piefed.social 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Thank you for the entshitified meme!! This is what its all about.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Smh my head, I specifically asked for Super Grover in the last one

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Not possible until you find all seven of the Sesame Emeralds.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That is Super Grover, he's just in disguise.

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Dude! Shhh!

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Brian, watch out!

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Upvoted even though you were mean to me earlier

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’m here to be mean to you, now!

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The strongest response is usually calm, dismissive, and confident. You want them to look like they're seeking attention while you look completely unfazed.

A few styles:

  • Cold: β€œIf that’s what you’re here for, you’ll have to do better than that.”
  • Dismissive: β€œYou’re confusing my patience with vulnerability.”
  • Cutting: β€œThat’s an embarrassingly transparent attempt to get a reaction.”
  • Confident: β€œYou can try. I’m not particularly impressed by threats from strangers.”
  • Very dry: β€œNoted. I’ll try to survive the ordeal.”
  • Boundary-setting: β€œYou’re welcome to disagree with me. Harassment is a different matter.”

The one I'd choose for maximum β€œdon't fuck with me” energy without "sounding like a tryhard":

β€œYou’re confusing my patience with vulnerability.”

It makes you sound controlled rather than angryβ€”which is generally much more intimidating than trying to out-insult them.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

This feels like a lot of work. Can I just tea bag you and move on?

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

LOL LOL ROFLCOPTER

[–] Anachu@leminal.space 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

joke unclear, needs more Grovers pointing it out

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)
[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Please, friend, please teach me the arcane power of typing a grover

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

![Tiny clip art of Grover from Sesame Street](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3d34f260-9436-46e3-9125-867021bd5be4.png) *F* ![Tiny clip art of Grover from Sesame Street](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3d34f260-9436-46e3-9125-867021bd5be4.png) *U* ![Tiny clip art of Grover from Sesame Street](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3d34f260-9436-46e3-9125-867021bd5be4.png) *C* ![Tiny clip art of Grover from Sesame Street](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3d34f260-9436-46e3-9125-867021bd5be4.png) *K* ![Tiny clip art of Grover from Sesame Street](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3d34f260-9436-46e3-9125-867021bd5be4.png)

The Grover is 32 x 30 – scaled and then cropped in GIMP.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 days ago
[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

You need a comedy necrophelia community my guy

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago

I had downvoted the original because stupid. I love this one, though.

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Isn’t ny?