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[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

What an inspiration. Imma goon right now...

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mmmm, that's a keming issue

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 47 points 1 day ago

These sperm bank motivational messages are getting weird.

[–] AbsolutelyNotSpez@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 20 hours ago

Just five more minutes

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gon... Goon... Go on...

Truly, recent internet history has been rough.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I asked Al if he used AI generated Gooning Goonies to Goon privately. Al told me that AI told Al it couldn't make Goonies Goon for Al since it is a copyrighted material.

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

So I "just" need to double how long I last? Simple! Why didn't you just say so before!?

But I've been gooning for three days now I just need a drink of water.

[–] werty@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Im Australia goon is a slang term for a cheap box of wine that teenagers would drink to get drunk. I guess the kids don't drink anymore.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

It used to mean a criminal henchman in the US. How it got turned into long masturbatory edging sessions is beyond me. Thanks Gen Z, I guess.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago
[–] toomanypancakes@fedinsfw.app 5 points 1 day ago

Well if you insist.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Welcome to the fertility clinic. Andrology ward.